(Pt.2)
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Zein getting some coffee:
*drops it after seeing a Snom with a gun*
That's a Snom with a gun
SNOM with a Gun
..
I'm calling the police
*the police hung up*
They hung up
...
It's a Snom with a gun!
*eating sugar*
Zein: Comfort eating
...
That's just sugar
Riley: Aw it's a Snom with a gun-
Zein: SNOM WITH A GUN
*hits Riley with chair by accident*
Zein: Who sent you?!
Was it Xaiver?
I'll buy him a new turtle!
...
Does my life insurance company cover Snoms with guns?
Oh really?
...
Get out!
...
Zein: How about we trade!
*holding a toy*
Okay?
I'll give you this
*gives toy to Snom and takes the gun*
Zein: And you'll give me that
And isn't that bet-
*sees the Snom has another gun*
Zein:
I'm very stupid
..
*points gun at Snom*
Zein: OH!
NOT NICE IS IT?
NO HUH?
I'M A MAN WITH A GUN
WHAT ARE YOU?
YOU'RE A SNOM WITH A GUN
YOU'RE NOTHING
..
I'm sorry that was mean
You don't deserve that
You're a cute bug
Just take mine
*gives Snom gun*
...
Zein: ohno
It's a Snom with two guns
Where's the Snom?
There's the Snom!
WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE?!
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!
...
I'm hiding in the fridge now
Zein: You know I kinda want it to shoot me so that when God is like: "Oh hey Zein how did you die?"
And I'll be like: Oh idk god maybe because I was shot by A SNOM WITH A GUN
*snom laughing*
Zein: Don't laugh at me :(
You sick
You sick Snom with a gun
..
*starts moving around*
Yea! Not easy is it?
Not easy to shoot a moving target!
*later*
Zein who almost got hit: You have to leave
*Snom is outside*
??: Aw look it's a Snom-
OH NO IT HAS A GUN
AH AH!
*gunshots*
*thud*
Zein: I have to move-
*wall is busted down by a tank*
Soviet: WHERE TF IS SNOM?!
Zein: OH MY GOSH I HAVE A DOOR FOR A REASON!
*there's another opened door*
I JUST GOT THAT FIXED! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ON HOW MUCH IS COSTED-
Soviet: release the two war criminals
France: *opens tank's door*
Zein: The two wha
*gets viciously attacked by Third and Imperial*
*screaming*
Britain: Uh Soviet did you have Snom two guns?
Soviet: Yea why?
Britain: It killed someone
Soviet: Perfect
*to snom*
C'mon comrade, time to go home
*Zein is still getting attacked by Third and Imperial*
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
