Country Shenanigans

Snom With A Gun

(Pt.2)
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Zein getting some coffee:
*drops it after seeing a Snom with a gun*
That's a Snom with a gun
SNOM with a Gun
..
I'm calling the police
*the police hung up*
They hung up
...
It's a Snom with a gun!

*eating sugar*

Zein: Comfort eating
...
That's just sugar

Riley: Aw it's a Snom with a gun-

Zein: SNOM WITH A GUN
*hits Riley with chair by accident*

Zein: Who sent you?!
Was it Xaiver?
I'll buy him a new turtle!
...
Does my life insurance company cover Snoms with guns?
Oh really?
...
Get out!
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Zein: How about we trade!
*holding a toy*
Okay?
I'll give you this

*gives toy to Snom and takes the gun*

Zein: And you'll give me that
And isn't that bet-

*sees the Snom has another gun*

Zein:
I'm very stupid
..

*points gun at Snom*

Zein: OH!
NOT NICE IS IT?
NO HUH?
I'M A MAN WITH A GUN
WHAT ARE YOU?
YOU'RE A SNOM WITH A GUN
YOU'RE NOTHING
..
I'm sorry that was mean
You don't deserve that
You're a cute bug
Just take mine
*gives Snom gun*
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Zein: ohno
It's a Snom with two guns
Where's the Snom?
There's the Snom!
WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE?!
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!
...
I'm hiding in the fridge now

Zein: You know I kinda want it to shoot me so that when God is like: "Oh hey Zein how did you die?"
And I'll be like: Oh idk god maybe because I was shot by A SNOM WITH A GUN
*snom laughing*

Zein: Don't laugh at me :(
You sick
You sick Snom with a gun
..
*starts moving around*
Yea! Not easy is it?
Not easy to shoot a moving target!
*later*

Zein who almost got hit: You have to leave

*Snom is outside*

??: Aw look it's a Snom-
OH NO IT HAS A GUN
AH AH!
*gunshots*
*thud*

Zein: I have to move-
*wall is busted down by a tank*

Soviet: WHERE TF IS SNOM?!

Zein: OH MY GOSH I HAVE A DOOR FOR A REASON!

*there's another opened door*

I JUST GOT THAT FIXED! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ON HOW MUCH IS COSTED-

Soviet: release the two war criminals

France: *opens tank's door*

Zein: The two wha
*gets viciously attacked by Third and Imperial*
*screaming*

Britain: Uh Soviet did you have Snom two guns?

Soviet: Yea why?

Britain: It killed someone

Soviet: Perfect
*to snom*
C'mon comrade, time to go home

*Zein is still getting attacked by Third and Imperial*