A/N: HOLY! I was NOT expecting to end up on 1 of polandball tag AT all.
Not sure how but I'll take it lol
Back to the memes
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
UN: So.
Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
France: ...I did. I broke it-
UN: No. No you didn't. Fascists?
(Fascists you aren't supposed to be here)
Fascists: Don't look at me. Look at Soviet.
Soviet: What?! I didn't break it.
Fascists: Look every time you try making something, it gets destroyed, burned or someone gets food poisoning.
Soviet: That only implies cooking. And I don't destroy stuff unless it caught on fire.
Fascists: Suspicious.
Soviet: No, it's not!
Third who just wants to go commit some tomfoolery on people: If it matters, probably not, but Britain was the last one to use it.
Britain: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Third: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Britain: I don't even drink coffee since I use Tea instead! And plus, I only use the wooden stirrers for it!
France: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, UN.
UN: No!
Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Fascists: UN... Imperial's been awfully quiet.
Imperial: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
UN, being interviewed by Y/N: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
*looks back*
UN: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
...
*takes off disguise*
(*spy music*)
Digital: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
The real UN: TF IS GOING ON HERE-
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