A/N: HOLY! I was NOT expecting to end up on 1 of polandball tag AT all.
Not sure how but I'll take it lol
Back to the memes
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
UN: So.
Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
France: ...I did. I broke it-
UN: No. No you didn't. Fascists?
(Fascists you aren't supposed to be here)
Fascists: Don't look at me. Look at Soviet.
Soviet: What?! I didn't break it.
Fascists: Look every time you try making something, it gets destroyed, burned or someone gets food poisoning.
Soviet: That only implies cooking. And I don't destroy stuff unless it caught on fire.
Fascists: Suspicious.
Soviet: No, it's not!
Third who just wants to go commit some tomfoolery on people: If it matters, probably not, but Britain was the last one to use it.
Britain: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Third: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Britain: I don't even drink coffee since I use Tea instead! And plus, I only use the wooden stirrers for it!
France: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, UN.
UN: No!
Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Fascists: UN... Imperial's been awfully quiet.
Imperial: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
UN, being interviewed by Y/N: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
*looks back*
UN: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
...
*takes off disguise*
(*spy music*)
Digital: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
The real UN: TF IS GOING ON HERE-
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
