Belgium: What if Soy Milk was actually trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Soy means "I am"
I am Milk.
Portugal:
I can hear Mexico screaming in pain from the distance.
Spain, any thoughts on this?
Spain: *inhales*
Kill yourself.
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Belgium: Hey, Hey, Germany
Germany: Was?
Belgium: What does a German bread say hello to another bread?
Germany: Don't you fucking dare-
Belgium: Guten Tag
*leaves*
Germany: honestly maybe I should embrace the family traditional invading Belgium thing
Third: Yeah you should
G.E: We recommend it
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Later
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Belgium: *at her home*
...
Hold on...
Is that tractor noises-
*wall gets busted down by a tank*
Germany: READY FOR ROUND THREE?!
Belgium: *screaming in WW1 and WW2 ptsd*
*Third and G.E are doing thumbs up in the background*
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Bonus
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Belgium: WHY CAN'T YOU THREE LEARN ON HOW TO OPEN SOMEONE'S DOOR?!
Them: *german screaming*
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
