Belgium: What if Soy Milk was actually trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Soy means "I am"
I am Milk.
Portugal:
I can hear Mexico screaming in pain from the distance.
Spain, any thoughts on this?
Spain: *inhales*
Kill yourself.
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Belgium: Hey, Hey, Germany
Germany: Was?
Belgium: What does a German bread say hello to another bread?
Germany: Don't you fucking dare-
Belgium: Guten Tag
*leaves*
Germany: honestly maybe I should embrace the family traditional invading Belgium thing
Third: Yeah you should
G.E: We recommend it
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Later
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Belgium: *at her home*
...
Hold on...
Is that tractor noises-
*wall gets busted down by a tank*
Germany: READY FOR ROUND THREE?!
Belgium: *screaming in WW1 and WW2 ptsd*
*Third and G.E are doing thumbs up in the background*
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Bonus
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Belgium: WHY CAN'T YOU THREE LEARN ON HOW TO OPEN SOMEONE'S DOOR?!
Them: *german screaming*
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