Germany: Polen. Why is there a dead body next to you?
Poland: Well...I kinda aggressively poke him with my knife.
Germany: you mean stab?
Poland: No, no no, aggressively poked him with my knife and for some reason he ran into it-
Germany: 27 times?
(28 STAB WOUNDS)
Poland: yep
Germany: Alright who hurt you this morning?
Poland: Your family
Germany:
My entire family is dead how-
Third who was revived unfortunately: Well not the entire family anymore
Germany: WHAT THE FU-
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
