Germany: Polen. Why is there a dead body next to you?
Poland: Well...I kinda aggressively poke him with my knife.
Germany: you mean stab?
Poland: No, no no, aggressively poked him with my knife and for some reason he ran into it-
Germany: 27 times?
(28 STAB WOUNDS)
Poland: yep
Germany: Alright who hurt you this morning?
Poland: Your family
Germany:
My entire family is dead how-
Third who was revived unfortunately: Well not the entire family anymore
Germany: WHAT THE FU-
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ComédieCountries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) Here you'll find my stupid headcanons, skits (majority of this book) and some mini stories in this. Nothing else. 8/5/23 - 1# of Polandball (forgot I gained it at tha...
