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The town: *going through an event that no one has seen before*

These Mfs (FIBTS): *somewhere*
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What is actually happening
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Third: What is this game dude?!
*gets a card that isn't green*
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
GIVE ME A GREEN CARD
*gets a card that is still not green*

*Soviet is struggling to not laugh in the background*

*gets another green*
Third: I DON'T HAVE A GREEN!!!!

Britain: *kettle wheezing*

Imperial: *the one with most of the greens*

France: *reverses it*

Third: FRANCE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
I DON'T HAVE THE GREEN!!!!
*nearly has an entire stack and gets a wild card*
FINALLY!

Britain: What color.

Third: Anything that isn't green!

Soviet: Do you have any idea on how little that narrows it down?!

Third:
Blue

Snom: *last card falls down and it's a blue*

Third: FUCK!

Imperial: When the time Snom was playing?!

France: I have no fucking clue-

*explosion happens in the background*

Them:

Britain:
Eh.
Sounds like a normal Tuesday.

The rest: Yeah it does

...

France: Wait what happen to Fascist?
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Fascist: *rocking back and forth in a mental asylum since he was a bit too honest with the therapist*

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