Country Shenanigans

CH/Character Headcanons 2

Part three

I made way too many 💀

Edit: Fixed some mistakes.

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71. Britain, France and Soviet all agreed to make sure they said "Third Roach" at least once when he is around just to make fun of him. Reasoning? He is a roach.

72. NATO is actually a robot. When America created him, she made sure to make NATO have realistic emotions so that people will think he's human. So no, America did not adopt a 30 year old man when she was 18. That is her covering up his backstory.

73. NATO is aware that he's a robot

74. Germany has to prevent Poland from aggressively poking people with a knife....too many times. Adding on, he's also scared to even see a mad Poland. He has no idea on how much anger she can store.

75. The only two people that can calm Poland down fully are Lithuania (her sister) and CommonWealth.

76. Poland sorta of dresses herself up to be seen as a "soft" country but she will break your arm within seconds if she has to. She's basically like Raibru from Yandere Sim. Looks easy to overpower but then you find yourself having your arm broken in eight different places and a stab wound. Or you'll find yourself with your ancestors.

77. The rest of the African countries are jealous of Ethiopia and Liberia since they didn't randomly get adopted by some European Countries.

78. Third may or may not have given Ethiopia weapons so that Ethiopia didn't lose to Fascists. But that's just a theory...A CH THEORY

79. Reason why Japan is single is because Imperial keeps scaring the possible crushes of Japan away.

80. Britain becomes a completely different person when it comes to interviewing a suspect. It's like you'll see him all calm, nice and basically a gentleman before interviewing the suspect. Then you see him bashing the suspect's head against the table and yelling at them. Also not to mention using personal information from them to his advantage and mentally breaking them down. Oh you have a crush on said person? Well he's going to use it against you by saying "how would they think about you now after what you have tried to do/done" or something along those lines. He'll use any personal information against you. Occasionally he'll eventually go to physical torture to get answers if the suspect refuses to after two days. That's why Britain is not allowed to interview average criminals. However he's always the number one person to interview a suspected serial killer, terrorist or anarchist.

81. Only one person was physically tortured by Britain during an interview. After the "interview," all of their fingers were broken, many bruises, blunt trauma from head slamming and possibly internal bleeding. The man was an illegal person in the town since they did not had a permission slip from UN that they can enter the town. The man was also an Anarchist and attempted to track down and kill some CH but was caught immediately. The person later died in a coma.

82. Lithuania and Poland are sisters
Thailand, Laos and Cambodia are siblings while
Vietnam is their step-sister
UN and WHO are twins.

83. Britain, Soviet and Third can get into the most random and stupidest arguments. One time they had an argument if milk is pronounced as Malk, Molk, or Milk and nearly killed each other until they brutally murder someone who said melk.

84. Spain and Portugal are actually not the biological parents of Mexico, Chile and Argentina. Spain's father, Spanish Empire, had one night stands with Aztec, Inca and Diguita (at different times). S.E killed Aztec, Inca and Diguita after Mexico, Chile and Argentina were born to make sure they don't drain his money. S.E was being a lazy piece of shit, making Spain and Portugal adopt them. So yes that makes Spain their older-half brother.