A Book

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Almost everyone: Whatcha got there?

Britain and the countries he adopted but is holding a Harry Potter book: A book

America: Dad how on Pangea can you financially support them and us?

Britain: I don't know.
A certain person that looked just like me said "here, you take care of them" before disappearing.

B.E (British Empire): I'm too busy colonizing! That's why!

Britain: DAD FOR FUCK SAKES STOP ADOPTING RANDOM COUNTRIES OR CLAPPING SOME WOMAN TO GET A CHILD THAT YOU DON'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF!
YOU'RE GOING TO PUT ME IN DEBT!

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