Third and Soviet: *fighting to the death over something*
Shippers: Aw they love each other~
Third:
I swore an oath that if someone calls me gay, I'll die within fiv-
*dies*
Soviet:
Excuse me but what the actual fuck is wrong with you?
First of all we can barely tolerate each other's existence. Second of all, we're homophobic. Third of all, he's unfortunately my younger and Britain's older step-brother.
So what make you think we going to be a couple?!
Shippers:
Aw~-
*the shipper was found in the gulag later*
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Facts: If you were in any part of the LGTBQ community in the Soviet Union during its time, you'll be sent to the gulag.
As for if you were in 1939-1945 in Germany...yeah you should know what happens.
I seriously don't know why so much people ship this ship despite history clearly saying their enemies and homophobic.
Yes I get that the enemies to lovers is an popular trope but why do they have to be part of this?
I'm just confused.
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HumorCountries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) Here you'll find my stupid headcanons, skits (majority of this book) and some mini stories in this. Nothing else. 8/5/23 - 1# of Polandball (forgot I gained it at tha...
