Part two from siblings
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America: Dad!
England, S.E and F.E: Yes?
America:
Excuse me?
*Britain and France in the background*
Britain: Shit she found out.
It's best we tell them now.
France: Alright.
*they approach*
Britain: You're adopted.
Those three are actually your dad.
America: THEN WHO TF IS MY MOTHER?!
Native: Hi.
America: I feel bad for you. You got fucked by three shitheads.
Well...mostly two.
F.E is somewhat cool to me.
Native: Yet you killed me and feel bad. Alright, I see how it is.
Canada: Ha!
Britain: Canada you're also adopted and that is your mother.
Same thing with Australia and Zealand and your mother is someone else.
It so happens that me and France liked you four better than the others
Canada, Zealand and Australia:
America: ...
Wait...don't tell me I'm your younger step-sister-
Britain: You're my younger step sister.
That means those two idiots
*points to Soviet and Third who are currently fighting*
Are your older step-brothers.
America:
Fuck
Britain: Which means you're the step-aunt to Russia and Germany.
America: How confusing is this family tree?!
Britain: Very confusing DUE TO A CERTAIN THREE
*stares at R.E, England and G.E*
DECIDING TO CLAP A WOMAN NAMED MARY EDDIES!
Native: You know I didn't actually want them
America:
*To Britain and France*
Yeah, I'm still going to call you dad and mom.
Canada: *emotional damage*
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
