Country Shenanigans

CH/Character Headcanons 3

Part Four
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141. A thing that nobody knows but England/B.E, R.E and G.E does is that their sons are actually step-brothers. Why? Well it so happens those three empires had a crush on the same woman named Mary. What happened next? They fought over who gets to date Mary. They didn't want a Poly relationship with Mary which prevented them from dating her. So Mary tried spending time with each of them. ... She got pregnant three times, with each of their own sons. (She was pregnant with Soviet, then Third and then Britain.) After Mary died in a car crash, the three empires decided to not let their children grow up with each other since they don't want their children assuming their parents are gay and that tension was building up between the empires. They also kept their mother a secret and said that she died from giving birth to them. For Britain, England said that she got incredibly ill somehow and died. So basically WW1 and WW2 were family feuds. (Reference to the fact that the leaders of the empires were first-cousins)

142. Since the BTS are step brothers, this makes their children step-cousins or first cousins. America and Russia are gonna have to find a way to keep scamming restaurants now.

143. If Mary hadn't died, the three empires would have most likely made an alliance and attempted to raise their kids together, which has a chance to prevent the world wars from happening.

144. Mary is currently holding the world record of giving birth to three CH. Usually the mother will be declared dead upon giving birth to the second CH.

145. Britain was born five months after Third was. Britain is a rare case where a fetus has already entered its CH phase. There, his body builded up quickly and was smarter than Ch kids who haven't entered the CH phase. Another thing is that he could walk after a day of being born and already had a body of three years old despite being a day old. The CH phase is pretty wack.

146. Britain and France actually adopted USA/America, Canada, CSA, Australia and Zealand. Australia and Zealand were results of a one night stand from a mysterious woman and England/B.E had. There is a woman rumored to be named "Native America" who had a one night stand with England/B.E and F.E (French Empire), which made her give birth to Canada. For America and CSA..well...let's say Spanish Empire joined the night stand with B.E and F.E to have business with Native. So yes that means they're first cousins or younger step-siblings of Britain, Third and Soviet. Which means America is the step-aunt to Russia and Germany. Seems like the two need a new way to get free desserts.

147. Australia and New Zealand aren't twins. They have the same month they were born in but they were born two weeks apart and a year apart.

148. All three, France, Britain and Third can understand and can speak each of their languages and are able to speak/understand Latin. Why? Britain was taught to speak French when he was a kid, Third force himself to learn French to know what plans the two were making. Britain and France learned German during WW1 so that they could intercept plans G.E was planning. And they can all speak English. How do they speak Latin? Dunno it runs in their DNA ig. (Latin inspired French, which inspired German, which inspired English)

149. Here's how Soviet became homophobic: He witnessed his father kissing Napoleonic and overheard a one night stand happening. He quickly became homophobic. Hating on gay people became a part of his lifestyle.

150. R.E and Napoleonic had a one night stand. How? Well...you see...R.E had one of his supporters lure Napoleonic to a fake cabin that contained decoys of his treasures. As soon Napoleonic enter the cabin, R.E lit the cabin on fire (Reference to the burning of Moscow). Napoleonic fell unconscious due to the smoke inhalation. R.E puts out the fire and brings the French man to his house. Upon his awakening, everything goes normal. R.E "apologizes" for his supporter lighting the cabin on fire as he told his supporter to bring him to some of the treasures that was hidden. Despite him not wanting to, he wanted to teach the French man a lesson and to humiliate him. So...yea.