The ultimate silly as the final chapter
Warning: Some offensive humor (I'll try not having it go past the limits) maybe?
Idk
——
*in a house* (it's a person UN had the FIBTS target)
Person: Why are you five in my house?!
The FIBTS: What? No.
No we're not
Why are you in this house?
Person: You're trying to start to process of gaslighting me, aren't you?
Imperial: Oh no no no, why would we do that-
LOOK THE IRS IS OVER THERE!
*points behind them*
Person: WHERE?!-
*sees no one*
Person: Don't do that!
I haven't pay by tax-
*sees that the FIBTS is gone*
Person: Where the heck did they go?
*the FIBTS is leaving through the back door holding some important files*
Person: ...
At least they're gone now- wait where is my dog?
*meanwhile*
France: Did we got everything?
Third with the stolen dog: Yes
Soviet: Third put the dog back!
Third: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHING
*Starts running away with the dog*
Britain: THIRD FOR FUCK SAKES STOP TRYING TO STEAL PEOPLE'S DOGS!
*The dog was later then given back*
——
A.E: DATE SOMEONE!
Prussia: NO!
I WILL NOT DATE ANYONE!
R.E: Why do you think making him date someone was a good idea?
Prussia slowly entering the demonic screaming: WHO RUNS THIS LAND?!
IT IS ME
R.E: Fuck he's entering the military freak stages, I'm out of here
*leaves*
A.E: Don't leave me!
Prussia: *demonic ultimate aromatic + asexual Prussian noises*
A.E: SOMEONE HELP HE'S CRAZY!
——
G.E: *Managed to rizz up two women (Mary Eddies and A.H) and gaining a child out of both of them (Third and Weimar)*
Prussia: *manages to scare every woman away by demonically screaming*
——
*One of their stupid arguments*
Soviet: And that's the story on how I lasted 69 years and became rich (press x to doubt)
Third: Why do you have a android then?
*vine boom sfx*
Soviet:
Excuse me?
Third: If you're so "rich" then how come you don't have a iPhone?
Soviet: It's because I prefer android dumbass
Third: Yeah
Or is it because YOU'RE POOR?!
Soviet: Aren't you poor yourself?
You do realize there are cheap and expensive android phones right?
Third: Then what is your favorite emoji
YOU ARE READING
Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
