FIBTS moments 4

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Been a while since I posted one of these

T.W!: Suggestive and a stereotype/offensive joke
(⚠️ = the joke)

Edit: Had to change the title. Nothing special here 💀

Britain: It's time to play
Who the fuck stole the drugs

France: Wasn't me

Imperial: Wasn't me

Soviet: Him

Third who ate the meth that was in the chocolate: Why the fuck are there pink fairies everywhere?!
——
*Something is happening and the FIBTS are in the room*

UN: I need a group to solve this.
Br-

*the FIBTS are gone as a chair spins with footsteps running away and eventually a door closing*

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(Old?)
Imperial: C'mon it's not even that spicy
*causally eats spicy food that I'm too lazy to name*

The other four: *literally dying from the spice*

Imperial: ...
WAIT THIRD DON'T DIE ON ME!

France: What about us?!

Imperial: you guys can figure it out on yourself
(Wow simp for Third much?!)

Britain: WOW SIMP FOR THIRD MUCH?!
(That's what I'm sayin-)

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France: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Imperial: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.

France: Three of us saw it, Imperial. How do you explain that?

Imperial: *points at Britain* Sleep deprivation.
*points at Soviet* Paranoia.
*points at Third* Idk about him but something is off and Imm going to fix that

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FIBTS: *blaming each other for something*

Fascists who damn knows that he's going to have to try to explain this to the officials: *Gosh...
Please shut up..
Please...*

[And kids, that is how he lost his sanity]

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France on Twitter: Guys check out this Snom we found!

UN: Third and Soviet are about to tear each other's throats out
Imperial is dragging a corpse
A building is on fire
Britain is stabbing the person who burnt whatever caused the building on fire

France: This ain't about them

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(⚠️)
Britain: So apparently I found this car that is based off of stereotypes.

Third:
And?

France: Apparently if you touch it, something that is stereotypical happens.
For example, Britain touched it and traffic suddenly appeared.
I touched it and a riot somehow happen somewhere in Pangea City.

Third: I'm assuming if I touch it it's going to run out of gas. Am I correct?

Britain: I think so

Soviet: Let me see
*touches the car and it gets damaged somehow*

Britain:
Is this implying something?

Soviet: Probably because everyone assumes that Russians are alcoholics which means they crash cars often.

France: Makes sense.

Imperial:
*touched it and a car crash happens*

Britain: And Imperial received the stereotype on how Asian girls are bad at driving.

Imperial: Do people die in it?

Them besides Third: Maybe?

Imperial:
*touched the car more*

Britain, France and Soviet: IMPERIAL NO!

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*A rainstorm is happening and the FIBTS group and they're currently stuck in a building*
Soviet: What is up with the rainstorms?

France: Most importantly
*turns towards the two bozos*
Did you two lock Britain in a room?

Imperial: Yes but why did you want us to?

France: Everytime it rains, even if it's a storm, Britain will stand outside, in the rain until the storm ends or when I drag him back into the house-

Third: And it seems like he got out.
*points outside and Britain is standing in the rain again*
How did he escape when he was hanging upside down in a room with several locks and no windows?

France: BRITAIN FOR THE LAST TIME!

Soviet: How is he not getting blown over?
*a car is flung into the air by the wind, trees are flying and etc but he's just standing there...MENACINGLY*
(I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING)

France: Don't question. He has evolved to deal with this type of weather.

Third: First the unlimited knives that he has, then becomes literally invincible if someone makes fun/harms their kids, him being able to turn into a dragon and now this.

Imperial: It's either that British people are built differently or this the reward for being alive for so long cause most CH adults don't live this long

Britain yelling from outside: LET ME BE

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(⚠️)

Britain: Pangea what the fuck happen to Third?

*the Roach is dried up like a raisin*

France: I genuinely don't know

Imperial: *coughs*

Britain: And I now know what happened

Soviet: Holy shit Imperial.
You fucking killed him.

France: Okay maybe Digital shouldn't announced that revived CH can't reproduce anymore.

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???: You can't just torture people!

Britain: But we don't have any torturing devices.

...
...
Britain: Now.
Release the war criminals

France: *opens door*

???: Wha-
*gets jumped by Soviet, Third and Imperial*

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*their partners feel like shopping*

Britain: Did you barricade the doors?

Third: Yes. And the windows.

Britain: Okay all we have to do is wait in here until they lose interest on shopping- Soviet why the fuck are you here?
Isn't Tsarita dead?

Soviet: She was revived and now she wants to drag me into her shopping spree.
And why are we hiding in the bathroom in the first place?

Britain: If we locked ourselves in the bedroom, some of the readers might think we [REDACTED]

Third: wtf

Soviet: Okay never mind.
The bathroom is a good place.
Why is Third here?

Third: Imperial got influenced by France to drag me into shopping sprees like how France does with Britain-

*door gets busted open by an axe*

France: THERE YOU ARE
*Imperial and Tsarita are behind her*

The boys: *screaming*
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And they were never to be seen again after they enter the mall

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