Been a while since I posted one of these
T.W!: Suggestive and a stereotype/offensive joke
(⚠️ = the joke)
Edit: Had to change the title. Nothing special here 💀
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Britain: It's time to play
Who the fuck stole the drugs
France: Wasn't me
Imperial: Wasn't me
Soviet: Him
Third who ate the meth that was in the chocolate: Why the fuck are there pink fairies everywhere?!
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*Something is happening and the FIBTS are in the room*
UN: I need a group to solve this.
Br-
*the FIBTS are gone as a chair spins with footsteps running away and eventually a door closing*
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(Old?)
Imperial: C'mon it's not even that spicy
*causally eats spicy food that I'm too lazy to name*
The other four: *literally dying from the spice*
Imperial: ...
WAIT THIRD DON'T DIE ON ME!
France: What about us?!
Imperial: you guys can figure it out on yourself
(Wow simp for Third much?!)
Britain: WOW SIMP FOR THIRD MUCH?!
(That's what I'm sayin-)
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France: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Imperial: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
France: Three of us saw it, Imperial. How do you explain that?
Imperial: *points at Britain* Sleep deprivation.
*points at Soviet* Paranoia.
*points at Third* Idk about him but something is off and Imm going to fix that
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FIBTS: *blaming each other for something*
Fascists who damn knows that he's going to have to try to explain this to the officials: *Gosh...
Please shut up..
Please...*
[And kids, that is how he lost his sanity]
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France on Twitter: Guys check out this Snom we found!
UN: Third and Soviet are about to tear each other's throats out
Imperial is dragging a corpse
A building is on fire
Britain is stabbing the person who burnt whatever caused the building on fire
France: This ain't about them
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(⚠️)
Britain: So apparently I found this car that is based off of stereotypes.
Third:
And?
France: Apparently if you touch it, something that is stereotypical happens.
For example, Britain touched it and traffic suddenly appeared.
I touched it and a riot somehow happen somewhere in Pangea City.
Third: I'm assuming if I touch it it's going to run out of gas. Am I correct?
Britain: I think so
Soviet: Let me see
*touches the car and it gets damaged somehow*
Britain:
Is this implying something?
Soviet: Probably because everyone assumes that Russians are alcoholics which means they crash cars often.
France: Makes sense.
Imperial:
*touched it and a car crash happens*
Britain: And Imperial received the stereotype on how Asian girls are bad at driving.
Imperial: Do people die in it?
Them besides Third: Maybe?
Imperial:
*touched the car more*
Britain, France and Soviet: IMPERIAL NO!
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*A rainstorm is happening and the FIBTS group and they're currently stuck in a building*
Soviet: What is up with the rainstorms?
France: Most importantly
*turns towards the two bozos*
Did you two lock Britain in a room?
Imperial: Yes but why did you want us to?
France: Everytime it rains, even if it's a storm, Britain will stand outside, in the rain until the storm ends or when I drag him back into the house-
Third: And it seems like he got out.
*points outside and Britain is standing in the rain again*
How did he escape when he was hanging upside down in a room with several locks and no windows?
France: BRITAIN FOR THE LAST TIME!
Soviet: How is he not getting blown over?
*a car is flung into the air by the wind, trees are flying and etc but he's just standing there...MENACINGLY*
(I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING)
France: Don't question. He has evolved to deal with this type of weather.
Third: First the unlimited knives that he has, then becomes literally invincible if someone makes fun/harms their kids, him being able to turn into a dragon and now this.
Imperial: It's either that British people are built differently or this the reward for being alive for so long cause most CH adults don't live this long
Britain yelling from outside: LET ME BE
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(⚠️)
Britain: Pangea what the fuck happen to Third?
*the Roach is dried up like a raisin*
France: I genuinely don't know
Imperial: *coughs*
Britain: And I now know what happened
Soviet: Holy shit Imperial.
You fucking killed him.
France: Okay maybe Digital shouldn't announced that revived CH can't reproduce anymore.
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???: You can't just torture people!
Britain: But we don't have any torturing devices.
...
...
Britain: Now.
Release the war criminals
France: *opens door*
???: Wha-
*gets jumped by Soviet, Third and Imperial*
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*their partners feel like shopping*
Britain: Did you barricade the doors?
Third: Yes. And the windows.
Britain: Okay all we have to do is wait in here until they lose interest on shopping- Soviet why the fuck are you here?
Isn't Tsarita dead?
Soviet: She was revived and now she wants to drag me into her shopping spree.
And why are we hiding in the bathroom in the first place?
Britain: If we locked ourselves in the bedroom, some of the readers might think we [REDACTED]
Third: wtf
Soviet: Okay never mind.
The bathroom is a good place.
Why is Third here?
Third: Imperial got influenced by France to drag me into shopping sprees like how France does with Britain-
*door gets busted open by an axe*
France: THERE YOU ARE
*Imperial and Tsarita are behind her*
The boys: *screaming*
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And they were never to be seen again after they enter the mall
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
