Country Shenanigans

Stupid criminals in love

Help me please.
I can't escape this ship
ITSATTACHEDTOMYBRAINHELP

Edit: Scenes with the words (old) means that the headcanon no longer exists

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Imperial: *existing*

*gets hit by a Chalpua*

WHO JUST ASSAULTED ME WITH A CHALUPA?!
I'm supposed to be doing that!

Frieda's ghost: You don't have a husband!

Imperial: YEAH THAT'S WHY I'M DATING YOURS!
*points towards Third who she is holding hands with*

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Third: Throw me my keys!
*a Christmas tree is thrown out*
Third: I said my KEYS!

Imperial: I thought you meant Christmas Tree!

Third: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THINK I SAY CHRISTMAS TREES?!

Fascists watching from the background outside: And I thought I was an idiot

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*phone ringing and the caller is named "love"*

Japan: Mom..you know that dad is dead right?
*drinks water*

Imperial picking up the phone: Oh hey Third

Japan: *spits out water*
WHAT?!

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Germany: Dad, are you dating I.J?

Third: What?

Germany: ...
What do bees make?

Third: Honey

Imperial out of no where: Yes dear?

Germany: Lüg mich verdammt noch mal nie wieder an

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*At a Asian supermarket, Franz/Third is bored to death*

Daitian-Aya/Imperial: Alright we're done...

Franz: YES! I'M FREE!

Daitian-Aya: With half of the list

Franz: Why are you doing this to me?

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(Old! Headcanon has changed but feel free to read this)
Imperial: *fucking killing people again due to Yandere reasons*

Third: Holy shit
She's my type

The other two (France and Soviet): WTF

Fascists: FINALLY YOU NOTICED MY GOSH SHE'S BEEN DOING THIS FOR YEARS
And plus I HAVE TO CALM DOWN THOSE 12!
*points to the 12 girls who were killed by her during High School*

Britain who was trying to solve the case: *To Imperial in Journalist voice from Yandere sim* I KNEW IT WAS YOU-

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*if roles were reversed*
(Third is a Yandere and Imperial is just a sociopathic woman)
(Old headcanon moment)
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Person: Is he harassing you?

Imperial: No, he's just being clingy
I don't mind really.

Person: Well I can give you my number if he doe-

Third: I'll exchange a bullet to your head if you give her your phone number
Now you have 10 seconds to leave before I'll fucking throw you into-

*My lawyer advised me to not finish the sentence*

Person: You're not going to do anything about what he just said?!

Imperial: Do I look like I give a shit?