*metal detector goes off*
??: Sir please take the metal object out of your coat.
Britain: *takes off coat*
??: Now let's see what's in there-
*knife drops*
Are you planning something?
Britain: No-
*another knife drops out of the coat*
??: ...
Are you sure?
Britain: Yes.
??: hmm...
*starts shaking the coat and suddenly knifes just start falling out of the coat like it's an waterfall*
??:
Britain:
??: How tf is there so many knives in one single coat?!
Britain: It happens and I generally don't know how.
Like I reach into my sleeve and...
*pulls out an knife*
A knife appears.
??:
*there is just a knife pile*
France: He's British that's why.
??: Oh makes sense now. From the city London?
France: Yes.
??: Okay that clears things up now.
The other Ch parents who just witness this:
Third who knocks the knives out of the British's hand during WW2 only for Britain to somehow summon another one: SO THIS IS HOW HE GETS ALL OF HIS KNIVES-
*Legends says that the knife pile is still adding on*
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Bonus
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Napoleonic France: Aw dude when are you going to run out of knives?!
Britain: Never.
Cause I have a knife factory in my sleeve.
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
