*metal detector goes off*
??: Sir please take the metal object out of your coat.
Britain: *takes off coat*
??: Now let's see what's in there-
*knife drops*
Are you planning something?
Britain: No-
*another knife drops out of the coat*
??: ...
Are you sure?
Britain: Yes.
??: hmm...
*starts shaking the coat and suddenly knifes just start falling out of the coat like it's an waterfall*
??:
Britain:
??: How tf is there so many knives in one single coat?!
Britain: It happens and I generally don't know how.
Like I reach into my sleeve and...
*pulls out an knife*
A knife appears.
??:
*there is just a knife pile*
France: He's British that's why.
??: Oh makes sense now. From the city London?
France: Yes.
??: Okay that clears things up now.
The other Ch parents who just witness this:
Third who knocks the knives out of the British's hand during WW2 only for Britain to somehow summon another one: SO THIS IS HOW HE GETS ALL OF HIS KNIVES-
*Legends says that the knife pile is still adding on*
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Bonus
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Napoleonic France: Aw dude when are you going to run out of knives?!
Britain: Never.
Cause I have a knife factory in my sleeve.
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