Our Girl Book 1 {Stray Kids Fanfiction}

Chapter 160: The Meaner One

Hannah jumped off the step as Felix turned into the driveway of their old mansion.

The van came to a stop, and the three men jumped out, all fully armed and suited with ballistic vests.

Hannah arched her brows in confusion when they began scanning the property for suspicious activity as Chan approached her. "What the actual fucking hell is this, Christopher? Paranoid, much?" She said as she stepped toward him.

Chan laughed as he wrapped his arms around her and lifted her from the ground. "God I fucking missed your obnoxious ass!"

"Ugh! Ew! Fuck! Gross! Let go of me, you disgusting swine!" Hannah whined as she struggled to get away from him.

Felix and Changbin, who were standing guard, couldn't help but laugh at the familiar interaction.

Chan let her go as he laughed and picked up her bags "Bitch." He responded with a snarl as he turned toward the van.

"Dick." She replied as she kicked him in the ass.

"Hannah! Don't fucking start with the physical violence!" Chan shouted as he kicked back at her.

"Aww, are you gonna whine like a bitch already?" She mocked as they approached the van.

Chan glared at her as he tossed her bags in the back.

"Hey, fucker! My clothes are fragile and delicate! Don't disrespect them like that!" She snapped, eliciting a deep eye roll from Chan.

Felix and Changbin were struggling to calm their laughter.

She stopped and glared at them with her hand on her hip. "What? No fucking hugs? Ugh! To think you two were my favorites. Just fucking rude."

The two immediately wrapped their arms around her in a tight embrace as they welcomed her home.

"Oh, what the hell! You give them hugs but act like you'll catch a disease hugging me?" Chan scoffed as he walked back toward her with a ballistic vest.

"Aww, now the whiney baby is jealous." She mocked as she glanced at the vest being held out to her. She furrowed her brows and added. "Um, why exactly do I need this?"

"We'll explain on the way." Felix responded as he took her purse. "Are you armed?"

She kept a puzzled expression as she strapped the vest in place. "Of course I'm armed. I'm still breathing, aren't I?"

The three men chuckled at her continued sarcasm. "We need to get going. Let's load up."

***

"Oh my god, can your old ass not move faster than that?" Hannah groaned as they walked into the kitchen from the garage.

Chan came to a complete stop in retaliation, blocking her from stepping further. "Call me old one more time, skank!"

Lily and the five men who were left behind began gathering from the living room, watching and laughing at the bickering that was already taking place.

"Move, you cranky ass bastard!" Hannah shouted as she shoved him out of the way. "Where's the mystery girl you won't tell me about? I'm starting to think she doesn't exist."

She suddenly looked up and saw Lily standing next to the stairs. "Oh holy fucking shit. She's actually real. And- fucking pregnant? I'm gonna be an aunt?!" She turned back to Chan, who was smiling from ear to ear, then back to Lily, who had an amused expression.

She squealed as she walked toward Lily with outstretched arms. "Holy shit, I can already tell you're too good for my brother. Why didn't you go for one of these others- like Hyunjin over there. He's always been my favorite."

Felix and Changbin stared blankly at her with offended expressions.

Lily laughed and met Hannah with a tight hug as she replied. "It's nice to finally meet you. I've  heard a lot about you."

Hannah pulled away and smiled before replying. "Don't believe any of it. I'm the meaner one. But seriously- why not choose one of the others? Chris is old and gross."

The men all snickered at her lack of knowledge until Chan walked up and draped his arm over Hannah's shoulder before Lily had a chance to reply. "She did- she chose them all."

Hannah stared in confusion for a moment before widening her eyes. "Wait- so you all-"

"Yep." Chan cut her off. "We're all engaged to her."

She stared in shock for a moment before she realized what was said. "ENGAGED!" She shouted as she locked eyes with Lily. "You and all eight of them? There's no way could- all eight?!"

Lily shrugged her shoulders and laughed. "Hey, it's pretty damn awesome. Don't knock it til you try it."

Chan narrowed his eyes at the two women who were walking into the living room with linked arms.

As they took their seats on the couch, Hannah responded. "You know, you're so damn right." She turned to look at Chan, who was making his way into the living room. "Is that Ateez group single?"

The group busted out in laughter as they scattered throughout the living room.

"Hannah, no!" Chan snapped as he glared at her.

"What!" Hannah squealed as she arched her brows and narrowed her eyes at him. "I'm just sayin! If that's an option- I'd pounce on it- well on them." She said in a promiscuous tone.

"Hannnaaaahhhh!" Chan groaned as he covered his ears.

Lily rolled her eyes and shook her head before winking at Hannah. "I'll check into it for you- I think yall would be adorable toge-"

"LILY!" Chan growled as he glared at her.

"What! She's a big girl. She can make her own decisions." Lily argued as she shrugged and motioned toward Hannah, struggling to contain her laughter.

Hannah dramatically tilted her head and glared at Chan. "You know it's rude to interrupt. I thought I taught you better." She said as she wiped a fake tear from her eye.

Chan huffed and rolled his eyes. "Look- I don't want the image of-"

Hannah made a pouty face at Chan and replied in a childlike whine, "Aww. Big brudder can't handle the thought of his wittle sister getting fu-"

Chan covered his ears again, "HANNAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOIIING! WHY!"

Laughter echoed throughout the room as Chan stood and walked back to the kitchen, trying to shake the images from his mind.

"Hey! When you're done acting like a bitch, bring me something to drink!" Hannah shouted as she readjusted in her seat to fully face Lily.

"Ok, you HAVE to tell me how this happened." Hannah said as she grabbed Lily's hands.

Lily flashed a menacing grin. "Well- your brother bought me from the guy that kidnapped me and-"

Suddenly Hannah snapped her head toward the kitchen. "CHRISTOPHER BAHNG CHAN! YOU'RE SO GODDAMN DESPERATE YOU HAD TO BUY HER! Now I KNOW I taught you better than that!"

She immediately looked back at Lily, who, like the others in the room, was breathlessly laughing. "Like, hold on. Are you being serious right now?"

"Yep!" She replied, dramatically nodding her head.

Hannah glared back at Chan and narrowed her eyes. "Oh you will never live this down- like ever."

Chan dropped his head and sighed in defeat. "Bloody hell."