Abbie
1 week later
*iMessage*
Abs
You're dead to me.
When I catch you.. I'll put you in the Chambre de Chasse with everyone else!
I swear to God you've only given him hope! Stop. Helping. Him!!
Aves
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about 🤔
Abs
Haha.. you're so fucking funny, Aves. I hope you keep that same humor when I hex you.
Aves
Now Abs, don't be dramatic. You need to learn to use your words if you're upset.
Abs
Don't play dumb with me Avery!!
Why is Derek buying books off my TBR?!
Aves
Hmm.. doesn't sound like something I would do. Anything good?
Abs
🙃
Anything good? You mean all the books I wanted to read and collect? Or the fact that they're all special editions?!
Fuck Avery! How am I going to get him to leave me alone now?!
Aves
Maybe.. just maybe.. you should give him a chance? Seems like he really wants to try and work it out.
Abs
That's the worst idea ever. He wanted a divorce up until two months ago. I'm not going down that road again.
Aves
Fair.. might I suggest going down on something else?😏
Abs
I know you're not.. are you fucking serious, Avery?! I'm not sleeping with him.
That's the complete opposite message I want to send him.
Aves
And clearly he's not getting that one. I'm just suggesting that you try something else.
Abs
Moving. Restraining order. Compulsion. All valid options. Sleeping with my ex-husband? Absolutely not.
Aves
Husband. The divorce isn't finalized.
Abs
Exactly my point!! Sleeping with him will only complicate things even further. He just needs to sign the papers so we can move on.
Aves
And where are you going to move on to?
Abs
Fuck if I know, but I do know I won't be sleeping with my EX-husband.
Aves
Sure you won't. Anyways, enjoy your husband spoiling you. Give the girls my love and let me know if you need a babysitter for the night or weekend 😉
Abs
To hide his body? Yeah, I might need one soon. I'll let you know. ☺️
Love you, see you soon.. sooner if this man doesn't get out of my house!
Aves
Love you, Abs! Tell Derek I said to keep up the good work ❤️
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Abbie
"Get dressed. We have plans."
"Get out. I want a divorce."
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