"Sometimes I Wonder" (A Lego Batjokes Fanfiction)

Chapter 33: It Doesn't Effect Us

Joker smiled happily as he hummed a familiar tune while brushed his messy hair from the late night 'fun' he and the caped crusader had that previous night. He felt as if he should cause some havoc around down, specifically downtown. Perhaps he and Batsy could watch some fireworks explode the old warehouse that had been there for many years. It was falling apart anyways, so, mind as well put it out of its misery.

The clown sighed as he looked himself in the bathroom mirror, reapplying a new coat of fresh, smudged lipstick on his lips swiftly. He puckered his lips and made a pop sound. Looking down at the faucet of the sink, he began to wonder why Batman would choose the villain. His anxiety took over once again. He tried shaking his head, tears forming in the corners of his acid green eyes. The pale man began to trembled, putting the toilet seat down and sitting on it, rubbing his sides while rocking back and forth. He wondered if the Dark Knight truely had a small crush on the commissioner long ago. And, if so, could he go to her if they broke up? Would he cheat on him for that little girl? She was, indeed, more beautiful than the villain by far. More negative thoughts flooded his mind. He couldn't escape from the anxiety and horrible thoughts that stabbed their way through his train of thought. They drowned the poor clown. It was all too much for him.

Suddenly, a soft knock was on the door. Giggles could be heard from outside. Joker sighed as his anxiety attack subsided. He put his make-up and brush away quickly. He opened the door and was greeted to a freckled face boy who wore blue and black pajamas and had his goggles on. He hugged the clown tightly, making him squeak and smiled very  happily.
"Good morning, Papa!"

"Good morning Dick," said Joker, blushing red as he hugged his son back gently. The two pulled away from the hug and Robin noticed something off about the clown. He tilted his head worriedly and whimpered.

"Are you okay?"

Joker nodded and smiled, ruffeling the young boy's hair gently. Robin giggled and blushed. "I'm fine, kiddo. Just lost in thought, is all!"

Robin tilted his head to the left and smiled, "are you going to do something? Didn't Padre said-"

"To relax and take it easy? Yes; he did. But, I, on the contrary, am feelkng much better. I'll be taking a small stroll."

"Won't some police officers catch you?" Robin asked, putting a hand up to his mouth. His black, beady eyes widened at the pale man, who gave a small chuckle.

"Not if I take the ol' short cut!" He smirked, walking out of the bathroom and was instantly stopped by Robin, once more. He had a very concerned look on his face. The clown assumed that he was worried if something bad would happen to him again, but was surprised when Robin began to studder.

"M-me and Garfield d-did something bad," he said silently, looking ashamed. Of course, they had kissed last night. Nothing more. But, we was afraid of what his fathers would say. He knew that they were together too, but because of their ages, the young sidekick was worried about what they would said. Would they force them out of it?

Joker tilted his head, looking at Dick with worried eyes. He walked closer to him and raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean by 'somethng bad', Robin?"

"I-I mean. We didn't do anything illegal. I think? W-we did something bad."

"Like what," the clown asked, blinking curiously at the nervous-looking boy. He watched as Robin trembled slightly. He bit his lip, pulling him to go downstairs. They went into the freshly cleaned livingroom, sitting on one of the leather couches. Robin sat beside his father and whimpered more.
"I'm the Clown Prince of Crime. I want to know what you did!" He said, smiling. Of course, the pale man knew that the freckled face boy would never do something on purpose. Not intentionally, of course. He and Garfield were as pure as freshly purified water. They were little cinnamon buns, and Batman and Joker were protecting them from evil donut bullies. They were too pure for this world.

Robin fiddled with his fingers, worry and fear washing over his body as if he had a bubble bath. He looked at Joker and bit his lip.
"W-we kissed," he said, softly. "I-we kissed last night. "W-we didn't do anything else. W-we kissed."

"Did you like it?" Asked Joker who had a smile planted on his lips. "Did he like it? Were there anime sparkles all around? Did you two have googly eyes?"

Robin giggled nervously and nodded, "h-he liked it. I liked it too, Papa. It felt so nice. I-it was special."

"Of course!" Joker exclaimed, pulling the freckled face boy onto his lap. His face was warm with embarrassment as he looked at his father, tilting his head. "When your father and I kissed for the first time, I was nervous about it. I wanted it to be perfect. Of course, it wasn't at the best time. But, we made the best of it. It was like being electrocuted. And let me tell ya', kissing is a lot better than kissing an electric fence!"

Robin giggled and blushed softly. He remembered when his father had told him that Joker ran into a fence and gave it a big ol' kiss. Obviously, it was unintentionally. But, it was still hilarious to the Dark Knight.

"I wonder how Padre will react when you tell him about your little kiss with Garfield," Joker said, smiling at the young boy.

"I-I was wondering if you could tell him for me. I-I'm nervous to tell him. C-could you do that for me?"

Joker nodded, kissing Robin's forhead gently, leaving a kiss mark on it. He heard the boy chuckle at this and smirked. "This won't change anything between you and your little Padre, kiddo. I know that you two are young, but it's better to start now then never! Plus, your father and I both though that you would be great sweethearts. Yesterday proved that!"

Robin nodded and yawned softly. Joker smiled and picked up the boy in his arms, getting up from his seat.

"Sleepy?" Joker asked, laughing silently at the cute sight. The freckled face boy curled a little, yawning more into his hand. His black, beady eyes struggled to stay open.

Robin nodded and nuzzled his face into Joker's chest. His warm face flushed with shyness. "Yes, please."

The clown nodded and went back upstairs, opening the bedroom door to Robin's room and stepped inside. He laid the freckled face boy down beside the green boy, who was still sleeping. Robin hugged Garfield and wrapped his arms around his waist gently and hummed. Joker smiled at the sight, humming a lovely tune to himself. He was proud that the young boy told him what happened between Robin and Beast Boy. He leaned over and kissed Garfield's cheek, and then Robin's. There were kiss marks on their cheeks, which made the clown chuckle in amusement. He sighed and walked slowly out the door, shutting it quietly as he went back to his love's room, leaving a little sticky note on the top of his helmet and kissed his cheeks. Joker, then, grabbed his suit and put it on, adjusting it a little. He then headed downstairs and opened the door, locking it behind himself with the happiest expression on his face. He went towards his secret short cut and chuckled to himself darkly.

"Time to have a little fun."