"Sometimes I Wonder" (A Lego Batjokes Fanfiction)

Chapter 51: Intervention

It was almost evening. The moon was slowly making its way across the horizon. The sun was going down, making the sky appear orange and pink. It was a lovely picture.

Joker laughed as he blew up half of a large fifteen floored building. He ran up the stairs, waiting for his love to arrive. Unfortunately, it was not his fiance that he had hoped for. He groaned and hid inside a small, locked closet. He slammed the door and heard the cringe-worthy hero.

"Hey, J-J! What are you doing here? Still thinking about my little kiss?" He teased. The superhero knew where the villain was a rolled his eyes, walking towards it slowly. "I know you're dating Batma , but I'm better for him! I'm a bizillionair, a great boyfriend and good trademarks."

Joker rolled his eyes as he heard footsteps coming towards the door. He panicked, biting his bottom lip hard, causing it to slightly bleed slightly.

Superman grinned as he began to hear soft whimpering. He pressed his ear against the janitor closet door, grinning sinisterly.
"You could be mine, J-bird. I can get you anything. Wouldn't you want that? After all, you're mine."

"I'm not your's!" Joker exclaimed, kicking the door open. It swung and hit the superhero, knocking him down onto the ground. He pulled out a bomb from his back pocket, lighting it with a match. The clown tossed it at the hero who dodged it instantly. He ran away, fear wiped across his face. When was this guy going to stop flirting and forcing Joker to be with him?

Superman got up, groaning in agony. He chased after the villain with lightning speeds, dodging every bomb that was thrown at him. Joker growled as he reached the very top. He wondered why, whenever he was destroying a building, he aimed for the bottom. It was rather strange.

The villain reached the very top, looking to see if the Batplane was there yet. It was not. Joker panicked as he could hear the superhero flying up to the top. He whimpered in fear, not sure what to do. The clown searched for boxes, large objects, anything to block off the hero, since there was no door.

Then, it was too late.

Superman rushed in and smirked, pinning down the villain. He starred into his acid green eyes, love in his own. "You're a hard one to catch!"

Joker growled and punched the hero with his ring, making him yowl in pain. His hit him again and again, pushing him off slightly.
"Let me go! I don't love you!"

"Oh, come on! It's not like you really love that stupid excuse for a hero. You just want the attention! You don't even know who he is," Superman said, his eyebrows narrowed. He pulled the other up, grabbing his hand. "Why don't you just love me?! You want that sorry excuse for a hero's attention. I'll give you that attention!"

Joker bit his lip as he punched the hero in the face with his kryptonite ring, which to his avail, failed. Superman grabbed his hand and kissed it, making the villain growl in annoyance. Joker pulled back violently, falling backwards. The superhero walked over to him, raising an eyebrow.
"I-I don't need attention. Sure, everyone does, but this isn't the way. Not at all! I have been very respectful of you, Clark. You are forcing me to love you. I don't love you at all! I am engaged. It's very sweet that you have these feelings towards me, but I'm not interested! And you forcing me to love you is just going to shatter me more!" Joker exclaimed, tears falling down his red cheeks.

Superman's eyes widened, shock filled his mind. He walked over to the crying clown, his breath shaky. The tight wearing man felt horrible. He should have stopped since day one. But, he did not.
"Joker, I'm so sorry. I should have stopped. I didn't stop. I should have never done this to you! And now, it's too late." He got off the ground, his eyes looking at the clown. Superman was about to fly away, but the clown stopped him. He looked into his eyes sighed deeply. Joker knew that he couldn't hate Superman. At least, he didn't want to. His hatred was towards Batman, after all.

"Fine," he said after a moment of silence. "I forgive you. But, I don't want to see your sorry face here again for at least a month or two. You'll irritate me and Batsy more if we see you again. Got it?"
Superman nodded as he let go of Joker's hand, flying back to the Fortress of Solitude quickly.

Shortly after the tight wearing hero had left, the clown smiled as he heard someone running up stairs that were broken off. He saw his fiance and greeted him with a cheeky grin. Batman put back his grappling hook that he had out, sighing deeply. He walked over to Joker, a sly grin on his face.
"What do you think you're doing?" The caped crusader asked.

Joker smirked as he walked over to Batman, placing his hands on his chest while look into his deep, illuminated, blue eyes. He chuckled silently, pecking his lips swiftly, making the Dark Knight turn slightly red.
"Oh, you know - the usual. Just felt like blowing something up today."

Batman nodded, quickly noticing that Joker's hand was twitching. He kissed his forehead gently, smiling softly.
"You've been gone for three hours. Why's that?"

"Had to deal with something," Joker replied in a quiet voice. "You wouldn't like it."

The Dark Knight nodded, picking up the slightly shorter male and smirked. Joker wrapped his arms around his fiance's neck, giggling softly as he laid down in Batman's big, buff arms. He kissed Batman's forehead, smiling at the kiss mark.
"Love you, Bat Baby."

"Love you too, J-bird," Batman replied, smirking at the clown. They made their way back to Wayne Manor through one of Joker's many tunnels. The clown gave a large yawn as his eyes grew heavy. The Dark Knight noticed this and chuckled at the adorable sight. Whatever had happened, it made his small little clown exhausted. Batman didn't mind it, though. He enjoyed seeing Joker like this. After all, he was his and his alone.