For probably the billionth time that day, your stomach growled loudly. The sound was common for the past few months, for you hadn't been really in the mood to eat; you just weren't hungry. You were geting horribly thin and weighed no more than 80 pounds.You didn't do anything about it out of fear of throwing up any food you would consume and becoming fat. So you continued to not eat. It had become routine and you didn't even think of it anymore. Sure you ate sometimes, but it was only ritualistically. You refused to eat in front of people and when you did eat, it was only small portions of food.
You laid on your bed, staring out the window next to you. Everything seemed so peaceful outside your home.
A knock on your door caught your attention, making you jolt out of bed. You quickly threw on a sweatshirt and baggy pants before answering the door.
Who knocks on the door at 7 pm anyways?
With a sigh, you twisted the knob on the front door and opened it to see Matsuno Todomatsu. He was clad in a white dress shirt with a pink tie, pink shorts, and a fedora.
'Cute!' You thought to yourself.
"Oh. It's you, Totty."
He chuckled. "Well someone seems excited to see me!"
"Why are you here?" You snapped unitentionally.
A confused look spread across his face. "You agreed to go get ice cream with me and come to your place for a movie....."
Oh..... You remembered now....
"I look like a mess." You deadpanned.
"Well go change or something if it bothers you. I think the lazy look suits you." He said as bent down and came back up, holding a pair of your sneakers for you to put on.
"I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult."
The male in front of you smiled and untied your shoes for you. Once they were on your feet and tied, he held your hand and began dragging you out the door.
"I am saying you look cute. Now let's go get some ice cream!"
"But I wanna sleep!"
"Too bad! You agreed to come and you will do as you promised!"
"But Totty!"
"No buts!"
You snickered rather loudly, making Todomatsu roll his eyes slightly. The two of you began to stroll down the sidewalk.
"Honestly, you can be a child sometimes, (y/n)-chan....."
"Look who's talking!" You retorted, pulling your hand away from his and into your pocket.
"I was kidding. Smooth your boobs."
You smacked his arm playfully and laughed. "Smooth your own boobs, Satan!"
"HEY! I am not Satan! If anything, I am actually really nice!"
At this point, you were laughing like crazy.
"Whatever you say, Devilmatsu."
Eventually, the two of you arrived at the ice cream cart and Todomatsu asked you what you wanted.
Then, you remembered that you didn't need the ice cream.
'I don't need to get anymore fat than I already am.....' You thought to yourself, poking your stomach from the pocket of your hoodie.
"I would like the Berry Potter ice cream and.... what do you want, (y/n)?"
'Was that some kind of Harry Potter ice cream?!?!?!'
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Osomatsu-San x Reader ONE SHOTS
Fanfic(Requests are CLOSED) A collection of one shots featuring you and your favorite NEETs!!!!! Highest ranking: #1 in Osomatsu-San (May 10, 2018) Cover is mine but the art on the cover is not. Art on the cover rightfully belongs to the artists.