Osomatsu-San x Reader ONE SHOTS

Food Boys (Clone!Matsus x Reader)

This was requested by my good friend Natedoglong who has never even watched Osomatsu-San. Idk why he requested, but whatever.

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You were confused. REALLY confused.

It was like any other Saturday with the Matsuno brothers and the seven of you were just hanging out and watching some game shows on television. Osomatsu had gotten drunk whilst watching and we all know how he is when drunk. He tried to gamble and make bets with the rest of you on 'who would win the game show'. Karamatsu was swooning over the game show host who happened to be very pretty. Choromatsu just sat there like the good boy he is and watched the TV without doing anything weird. Ichimatsu, well.... He was just playing with cats the whole time. Jyushimatsu was screaming at the TV claiming how you should change the channel to baseball and Todomatsu was on his phone. You were just bored.

"She would make a fine Karamatsu-Girl~!" The blue man beamed as he pointed to the lady on the TV.

Choromatsu scoffed, "Oh please. You know she is way out of your league!"

The lover boy gasped, a bit offended by the comment.

"Ah you've wounded me, brother!"

The afternoon continued that way ntil there was a knock followed by screaming at the door. The brothers were puzzled as well as you and decided to open the door.

There on the porch stood a set of six men who looked a bit similar to the sextuplets. Confused, you backed away into Karamatsu, making the two of you fall. The six men at the door laughed at you as you stood up, Choromatsu correcting their behavior.

"Who are you and why are you here?" He asked for the group, "And why are you laughing at them? That's not appropriate!"

Osomatsu chuckled. "Haha. Your mom instincts are showing!"

One of the clones stepped forward and smiled widely, letting out a small "heh". There was some sort of caramel colored substance covering him. He was also holding a caramel apple. And..... sunglasses.....

"Bonjour my Karamel girl!" The man said as he lifted your hand to press a kiss against it. You flinched.

"KARAMEL?" Todomatsu started howling in laughter, realizing the play on word. "LIKE KARAMATSU AND CARAMEL?!?!"

The man known as "Karamel" chuckled with him and nodded, offering him a candy apple.

"Hiya!" One of the other clones said.

He held a bucket of.... potatoes? What the hell?

The man went up to Todomatsu and winked. "Hi! I'm Tater Totty!"

You face palmed and groaned, feeling conflicted.

The two Tottys began taking a bunch of selfies together and bonding over their cell phones. Karamatsu had began bonding with Karamel and he got to try his first caramel apple. So far, you were horrified.

Another man stepped up and eyed Choromatsu, his eyes sparkling like stars. He looked exactly like Choromatsu, except actually happy with the world. He smelled like cinnamon and brown sugar.

"Hi!" The man chirped, holding out his hand to shake.

Just as Choromatsu was about to respond, a food item was shoved down his throat, making him gag.