Osomatsu-San x Reader ONE SHOTS

Responsibility (Matsuno Bros x Baby!Reader)

I'm back, so here is a story as an apology!

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The Matsuno brothers groaned as they remained bored out of their minds as per usual. They were doing one of the same activities they would always do: Mahjong and read magazines. It had never bothered them before, but for some reason, they were now bored doing it. The boys wanted something interesting to do. They were NEETs, of course! So, they should've been used to the excruciating pain of boredom. However, they were not, making things difficult for each other. Their attitudes were that of a domino effect, a chain reaction if you will. If one of them was pissy over the fact that they were bored, then someone else got upset. Ultimately, everyone ended up getting upset and complaining of their boredom.

The door to their room slid open and slammed into the wall with such force. Their mother spoke. "BOYS!"

The Matsuno brothers stopped their game of mahjong to face their mother that had just announced her presence with a yell. The elderly woman stepped foot in the room, a smirk on her face and hands on her hips. The brothers knew this look far too well, knowing their mother had something cruel in mind for them. They hoped she wouldn't cut off their nipples again; that really hurt. It wasn't something they'd prefer to remember. The six men stared at their mom with wide eyes, waiting for her to actually say something instead of just standing before them with a mischievous look on her face.

"Mother? What is it?" Choromatsu questioned, placing a finger on his chin. The frog man as well as everyone else feared for their lives in that moment. If her intentions were as horrifying as the look on her face, they best run out of the house.

"I have a job for you all!" She cheered all the while maintaining a serious composure. The boys found it rather scary that she could do that, but it was their mom so they didn't question it. They signaled for her to continue. "A friend of mine is going out to the supermarket to get food and she has a daughter who just turned one a couple of months ago. I have important things to attend to today wth your father, so the six or you will be babysitting!"

"EH?!?!" They all gasped in unison, wondering how in hell their mother was thinking they could babysit. How in the name of ESP kitty were they qualified to care for a child?!?! Goodness, they could barely care for themselves!

She began to leave the room but paused in her tracks, turning around again. "And if anything happens to baby (y/n).... Your nipples will be cut off again..."

The boys all screamed and covered their chests with their hands, really not wanting sliced nipples again. The very thought of having their mother rip off part of their chest made them extremely queasy and horrified.

The mother, Matsuyo, laughed at her sons' fear. "Clean up before the baby gets here."

Their mom left the room with a chortle. The boys all shivered and began to do as told, attempting to baby-proof the place. The boys made sure to put their 18+ magazines up high and hidden so peering baby eyes couldn't find them. Your innocence didn't need to be rid of when it had just started. They made sure the mahjong tiles were put up since it would be a choking hazard. In short, they basically shoved everything into the closet. The whole time, they were all freaking about on the fact that they didn't know how to tend to a child.

"HOW DO YOU EVEN TAKE CARE OF A BABY?!?!?!" Todomatsu screamed, pressing his hands to the sides of his face in stress.

The others questioned the same exact thing as they double checked the room for anything hazardous. Luckily, everything was put away, but one thing still irked them: their mom had left the house without telling them when the baby was being dropped off. This caused them to panic even more, but a knock on the front door cut them out of their thoughts. The six of them gulped in unison, Karamatsu going to the window to peep outside.