Osomatsu-San x Reader ONE SHOTS

Misfortune (Osomatsu x Devil!Reader)

(A/n): This is one of the stories from my discontinued Various x Reader one shot book, so this isn't new work. But I thought I'd post it here anyways. I will post other one shots from there into here as well.

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You laughed as you watched the sextuplets fail yet again at an attempt to succeed in their lives, specifically Osomatsu whom you found particularly fun to pick on. Of course in the midst of your casts of misfortune on the red clad man and his family, you sometimes found yourself feeling distressed in it all. You 100% agreed that watching the mortals fail at everything they tried was hilarious, yet at the same time, you saw it sometimes went too far and felt as though you were ruining their lives. You couldn't control it however, seeing as you were made to be the way you were and couldn't just stop.

You sat in the corner of the room and watched Osomatsu lie around, playing solitaire. Luckily, he couldn't see you, but he still groaned at his bad luck, messing up yet again in his game. A small smile made its way on your face as you looked at the man. To be honest, you found him quite attractive. Sure, he could be seen as average, but it was something you liked. His brothers all were almost too characteristic for your liking.

Karamatsu's eyebrows were obnoxiously thick and his fashion sense disgusted you to no end. Not to mention his horrible attempts to pick up his so called "Karamatsu girls" (Osomatsu wasn't any better but at least he didn't use cheesy pick up lines). Choromatsu was too shy and though he wasn't necessarily unattractive, you found him to be awkward to the point of it being cringy rather than cute. He also had temper issues which wasn't anything excellent or to be proud of. Ichimatsu was just.... to dark for your liking. Though you were a demon typically matched up with the characteristic of darkness, Ichimatsu was just too dark. He was also annoyingly anti-social which you saw as a major turn-off in terms of friendship. Jyushimatsu's smile just scared you. He scared you in general with how happy he always seemed to be. Todomatsu.... Well he could be a demon too if he wanted to, that little dick. He just disgusted you in general; you weren't really fond of him at all. Osomatsu, however, was just the perfect balance between them! He could talk to girls without cheesy pickup lines (but that didn't mean he wasn't a pervert), he wasn't always fangirling over a Neko idol, he didn't act depressed all the time, his smile was cute unlike his brother's, and he wasn't the spawn of Satan!

The perfect man!

Suddenly, Choromatsu walked in, slamming a book on the table the eldest was playing at, making him groan. "Choromatsu! That was my game of solitaire!"

"Well now it's your game of 'figure out why we've had such bad luck'. I figured some stuff out from Dekapan today that I think may be considered quite useful to you." Choromatsu told, crossing his arms as he rolled his eyes.

"What are you talking about? Is this another one of your dumb conspiracy theories again?" The eldest groaned, pushing the book off the table, some of the cards falling off.

"No... This is important! I found out from Dekapan that the reason we are having such horrible lives is because there's a devil girl that is constantly on our backs....!"

You gulped from the corner of the room, the sound catching the attention of the brothers.

"Did you hear that?" Choromatsu questioned, looking for the source of the sound.

"No. And what Devil girl? Is she sexy?" Osomatsu asked, fantasizing about having a hot demon as his girlfriend.

"I think so at least. He says that everyone is assigned a Devil, yours being her, though since you live with us, your misfortune casts on us too."