Osomatsu-San x Reader ONE SHOTS

The Day we Met (Ichimatsu x Outgoing!Reader)

As any mediocre story begins, it was just a normal day in my small town. I woke up, fed the cats, avoided my brothers endless taunting about how anti-social I am and how I have no friends. Same old same old.

"Ichimatsu? Don't you have anyone other than cats to hang out with?" Osomatsu nii-san asked, making me a bit angered.

I mean, who was he to talk? It's not like he had any friends either.

Who would want to be friends with a NEET anyways? Especially people like my brothers and I.

I simply ignored his remark, seeing as how there really was no point in arguing.

At least the cats love me.

"OH SHIT THE CATS!" I squealed as I practically jumped from my corner. "I GOTTA GO BUY THEM FOOD!"

My brothers looked at me, confused. "With what money?"

Shut the hell up Kusomatsu. Sure he was right, but still. He didn't have any either.

"I have money!" Jyushimatsu beamed.

He held up a bag of yen.

"Hey! That's my pachinko money! Give it back!" My eldest brother snapped as he snatched the bag from Jyushi.

What an inconsiderate asswipe.

I slowly trudged up to Osomatsu, making sure I had the creepiest smile I could muster.

"L-little brother! What are you doing?" He asked, shaking slightly.

I chuckled. "Give me the money."

"No way!"

I let out a low groan and snatched the bag from him, pulling out just enough to buy what I needed before giving it back.

He balled up on the floor and cried. "MY MONEY! YOU'RE SO MEAN!!!!"

"Yeah no shit Sherlock." I laughed as I walked out of the door, putting my surgical mask over my mouth.

"At least he didn't take all of it....." Shittymatsu said as I left.

As I walked to the grocery store, I recieved weird looks from people that passed by. That was usual for me, so I paid no mind to it.

I actually found it to be a really lovely day. What? I have the right to think something is nice. I DO have feelings contrary to popular belief.

Being fall time, it was normal to step on leaves that fell from the trees whenever you walked. Japan was always pretty this time of year.

"Awe you are such a cute kitty!" Someone said, followed by giggling.

I looked to my right, following the sound of the voice, and saw a girl crouching over and petting a stray. The cat nuzzled onto to her hand, loving the attention.

Cute.....

I stopped in my tracks and examined the girl. She wore a black skirt, lavender thigh-high socks, black slip ons with a small heel, a plain white tee, and-

I froze, trying to contain a nosebleed. She was wearing a cat ear headband.

SO CUTE!

I realized I was being creepy and began to continue on to the store.

"Bye bye, kitty!" I heard her say behind me.

The clicking of her heels could be heard behind me and eventually, I stopped and turned to face her.

Oh gosh she was so pretty up close.

"Are you okay?" She asked, waving a hand in front of my face.