Osomatsu-San x Reader ONE SHOTS

To Date or Not to Date? (Matsus x Reader)

Requested by Boogirl107 ! Hope this is alright!

My schedule has been busy as hell lately, so updates are out of whack and crappy :'D Color guard takes up so much time! We have practice all this week and next week and pretty much the whole season. Send help.
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"Would you be interested in going on a date with me?"

You looked at the small man that was across from you at the oden stand who just so happened to be one of your closest friends. The dwarf seemed to be really flustered and nervously awaiting your answer. Being freaked out and not wanting to disappoint your friend, you nodded gently. Little were you aware of the six rainbow-colored men watching you from around the corner.

They were triggered.

VERY triggered.

These men had all developed a crush on you over the few years you had known them and to say they were obsessed over you would be an understatement. When it came to you, they were almost animalistic. They always fought over who deserved you and who had a better chance of getting laid by you. They even went as far as to flirt and touch you in front of the others which you didn't mind because you know.... Their desperate NEETs. Enough said.

"A-any place you have in mind, you stuttered, feeling the presence of the sextuplets nearby, "These little shits can't stop following me, huh?"

You mumbled that last part.

"What?"

You snapped up to look at the short man and nervously chuckled, "Aha.... Nothing! Where do you want to go for the date?"

Chibita thought for a moment as you continued eating your oden.

"There's a really good restaurant that I took Karamatsu to one time! The food is really good there!"

You noticed the sextuplets flipping Chibita off from around the corner, some of them looking like they were about to snap. A gulp was heard from you as you averted your eyes, a single bead of sweat running down your temple.

"S-sounds great! Tomorrow night?"

"Yeah! I'll pick you up at.... 7:30?"

You nodded again before standing up to leave, "Okay! I'll see you tomorrow! Bye!"

A gentle wave was exchanged before you stormed off into the alleyway the sextuplets were stalking you from.

"What do you guys think you're doing?" You asked, making the boys a bit freaked out.

"Just seeing what our lovely rose was doing without us!" Karamatsu answered, placing his hands over his chest.

"Yeah and it appears you're going on a date with pint sized rage over there...." Osomatsu chuckled mockingly as he pointed to Chibita who was doing a happy dance.

"So what if I am? W-what are you going to do about it?"

"We're going with you."

"Hell no! This is a date! Not a sextuplet event!"

The brothers shrugged, a tad bit hurt as you walked away.

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The next day came and you were actually quite excited for your date with Chibita. Though you didn't see him as a boyfriend, you had a few..... plans..... You knew the sextuplets were going to follow you like creeps, so you decided "why not make them even more jealous than they already are?" And that's just what you did.