Osomatsu-San x Reader ONE SHOTS

Merry Christmas you Coffee Addict (Todomatsu x Reader)

"Totty~" you cooed and adjusted your beanie, pulling out your camera. You knew you annoyed him to no end, but you figured that was the only way to make your crush notice you.

"I'm at work. Why are you even here? I told you to leave me alone!" His words hurt like a knife, but you refused to show that it hurt you. Two could play at that game.

Maybe if you acted just like him, he would love you. But so far, that hasn't been working. You hoped it would and you planned to confess before Christmas which was a day away.

You seductively leaned over the counter, plastering an innocent look on your face. Todomatsu looked disgusted but all the while taken aback. You chuckled and lifted a mistletoe above the two of you which he smacked to the ground.

"Hey I just want some coffee. No need to be a dickwad. Don't be jealous because I have more followers on instagram!" A smirk spread across your face as you showed him your follower count.

He grunted. "I hate you."

"Asswipe."

"Dickwad."

"Hey, Satan! Don't use my insult against me!" You snapped, referring to him using 'dickwad'.

"Two faced whore."

"I could say the same about you, Todomatsu....."

He scoffed and flipped you off. You did the same.

"You make every day I live miserable. My Christmas will be horrible with you around."

"Likewise, Thottymatsu."

At the same time, you both pulled out your phones and wrote hate about each other on your twitter profiles.

"Hey! I am not a slut!" You complained at the man behind the counter, throwing a Christmas cup at him.

"I am not annoying!" He replied after reading your post.

"And you wonder why you have no friends."

"You don't have any either."

Sighing, you glared at the man. "I want two hot chocolates. One for me. One for my boyfriend."

He groaned and pulled out two cups. You couldn't tell, but he was pissed off when you said "boyfriend".

"Names?"

"Mrs Claus and Santa Junei....." You knew you were making him angry.

"Ew you're still dating him? I mean I guess you guys are perfect together. Both ugly as hell and socially awkward." Now you were pissed.

"You're not any better, sweetie."

There was a pause while he went to get the drinks. You paused and listened to the holiday music, a small smile spreading on your face.

"Oh (y/n)!" You turned around to see your boyfriend, Junei.

"Hi, Jun-Kun!" You squealed like a child, tackle-hugging him.

Todomatsu rolled his eyes at your sudden demeanor change. You were being an asshole and all of a sudden, you act so innocent. He was disgusted. You and Junei sat at a table and after a few minutes, Todomatsu came up to the table.

"One for you...." he placed the drink in front of your boyfriend.

"And one for- oh no!" He purposefully dumped the hot drink on you and your ugly Christmas sweater.

Your boyfriend noticed and stood up with his drink, taking off the cap and pouring it on the waiter, making him scream.

"Asshole. Don't do that to my girlfriend!" He boasted, making you smirk at Todomatsu.