Osomatsu-San x Reader ONE SHOTS

Merry Christmas you Red NEET (Osomatsu x Reader)

A/n: Found the photo on google search.

Also merry Christmas or Hanukkah or whatever you celebrate!!! I am doing a whole thing of Christmas one shots so here is an Oso one to get you thirsty NEET-Lovers started!

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Osomatsu sat down at the green poker table, gambling his time away on Christmas Eve. Sure, he could be out spending time with his brothers, but he didn't really feel like dealing with them. So instead, he was gambling while waiting for you, his best friend, to show up at the casino.

After about an hour, he assumed you had stood him up but he continued gambling anyways. Leaving the poker table with his minimal winnings, he went over to a claw machine where you could win a bunch of yen.

He sat on a bench, wasting his money in attempts to get more money, his now expressionless eyes glaring at the machine before him.

"I don't even know why I was expecting her to show up....." He sighed as he watched the claw drop the yen it had picked up.

Meanwhile, you were freaking out at the Matsuno household with the brothers. They were trying to help you coordinate an outfit and so far, it wasn't going so well. You all knew you were late to go see Osomatsu at the casino which made things more frantic.

You tried on everything: a tux, battle armor, an animal suit (*cough* furries *cough*), a greaser-type outfit, a poodle skirt, and a bunch of other random crap.

"Ah!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE!!!!" Choromatsu screamed, holding his head.

Todomatsu pulled out his phone and called Totoko, begging her to take his brothers and go find an outfit for you to wear. She happily obliged and found it funny that everyone was freaking out so much.

The other brothers left with Totoko to go find a dress and Todomatsu sat you on a chair, eying you carefully. Out of nowhere, he pulled out a makeup kit and you gulped.

"Totty.....? What are you doing?" You asked nervously, twirling your hair around your index finger.

"I am going to glam you up!"

"Totty no."

"Totty yes."

"Damn you, Thottymatsu....." You complained, flipping him off.

He put a hand to his chest and gasped.

"So cold, (y/n)-chan!!!!"

You cringed at the thought of this thot doing your makeup. Oh lord. What have you gotten yourself into, (y/n)?

"So how would you like it? Natural or bold?" He asked as he tried to match some foundation to your skin tone.

"How about none at all?" You asked with a forced smile.

"Bold it is then!"

You groaned and tried to kick him but ended up failing. He simply laughed. That dickwad.

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"Ahh! What about this one, Totoko-Chan?" Karamatsu asked as he held up some ugly blue dress with abnormal amounts of sequins.

Totoko have a stink face before replying with something along the lines of "she isn't going to wear something that ugly unless she wants to make Osomatsu throw up." To which he responded with a whimper and placing the dress back where he found it.

Choromatsu held up an emerald green dress that was floor length and had a good amount of lace and sparkles.

"Cute but too formal for a casino. We are looking for something knee-length." Totoko commented.