First person reader insert. Accidental pregnancy trope. Fake marriage trope.
My name is (y/n). I fell in love with Stanford Pines. One year. I hardly knew him. We were young. We were reckless. In short, we were stupid. Best. Decision. Ever. I met a...
Me: Alright! As promised! An interrogation, I mean interview! *wink* First question is from a reader. @ReginaBynum She asks, "Stanford what hard you been doing all of this time?"
Jr and Ford *look at each other.* Which one?
Me: Just answer.
Jr: I've kinda been hidding from Mom... I'm kinda afraid she'll yell at me...
Ford: And I've been trying to figure out how to destroy the rift without destroying space time. I've also been with Jr. I was surprised he was so much like me at first but he is my son.
Jr: Don't tell Mom yet but we're actually getting along pretty well. *puts feet on my coffee table*
Me: *smacks his leg.* That was a gift from Pasta.
Jr: Pasta?
Me: Long story. Next question! Same reader! "And how do you feel about your brother getting the girl?"
Jr: Ooohhh... yikes.
Ford: *turns red* I don't care...
Jr: He's super jealous he didn't raise this fabulous human. *indicates himself* He still wishes mom was his but he gave up since she loves Dad.
Ford: *practically deflates* Jr that was supposed to be a secret...
Me: That's the point. Next question is for Mabel! ShadowGirl505 asks "Do you think you'll ever see your merman ex again?"
Mabel: I hope so. Even though Mermando married the queen of the manatees to avoid war. I still get bottles from him all the time. We're still friends.
Me: Wonderful. If I remember correctly you gained some black mail the day he left,yes?
Mabel: Yes! LOOK! *Opens scrapbook*
Dipper: Oh come on! *face palms*
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Me: This has become boring! Next question! Oh wait. She also send Stanford hugs.
Ford and Jr: Thank you.
Me: Reader ShinomiChan3 asks a question for Stan and Ford! "Did you ever go back to your home town to see the changes (and possibly your parents?)"
Ford: I haven't left since I came back. I'll go at the end of Summer after we send Dipper and Mabel home.
Stan: We buried Ma 15 years ago. Pa 20.
Ford: WHAT?!
Stan: You were gone 30 years and they were already kinda old.
Me: That's sad. You should go visit their graves.
Ford: We will...
Me: What a sad way to end... That's all the questions though... I hate ending on a sad note but...
Unknown: WAIT!
Me: what?
Unknown: I expected more of a response... *points accusingly at Ford* I want to know what is under your sweater!
Ford: ...
Me: well?
Ford: it's not pretty.
Me: *chanting* show us. Show us.
Dipper, Unknown, Mabel and Me: Show us. Show us. Show us. Sh-
Ford: Fine! Just stop that! *pulls off sweater* *shows tattoo* that's it.
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Me: And that's all the time we have! See you in the Next chapter!
