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Day 605
Monday 23rd April 2018Food consumed: 1 x tin of tomato soup and 1 x tin of chunky chicken (nice chicken)
Liquid consumed: 1 x bottle of water
Jobs completed: Cleaning a large amount of shoes
Other: I can feel that I now have a bit of a bushy beard coming. I certainly have a big bushy pubic region. If I carry on like this I'll look like Cousin IT from The Addams Family before July. Mind you, I don't care, I might be dead before July.
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