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Day 616
Friday 4th May 2018
Food consumed: 2 x tins of tuna, 1 x tin of peach slices and a decent amount of sloppy veg
Liquid consumed: 1 x bottle of water
Jobs completed: Scrubbing some questionable stains out of a sh*t load of clothes
Other: Skidmark and Chatterbox came into my room today after I'd cleaned the clothes. They had a box of rotten veg with them and together they proceeded to throw the vegetables at me. They laughed loudly as I was hit in the face and torso with slimy tomatoes and smelly veg. I just sat there and took it. "What you going to do princess?" Skidmark said, "You gunna hop over here with your broken leg and ask us to stop?" Once the vegetable based attack had finished I scooped up what had been thrown at me and ate it all.
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