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Day 603
Saturday 21st April 2018
Food consumed: 1 x tin of mushroom soup and 1 x tin of pineapple chunks
Liquid consumed: 1 x bottle of water
Jobs completed: Cleaning plates, crockery and cutlery
Other: I asked Skidmark if I could have some more tinned salmon. He said I could suck on his big fat meaty d*ck. As weird as it sounds, hearing the word 'meaty' made me salivate slightly.
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