Luke's Diary: An unlucky man in a zombie apocalypse. Days 601 - 756

Day 716: Sunday 12th August 2018

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Day 716
Sunday 12th August 2018

Bit of a turn of events today that I never saw coming. It's affected all of us and I think we're all still trying to get our heads around the shock. However it has briefly taken my mind off who the mysterious bunker person is.

The drama started when we were sat in the staffing area getting really annoyed as we struggled to explain the rules of Snap to Mia. All of a sudden a frantic TJ burst into the room. "Infected!" he loudly said in a panic-stricken tone, "Infected outside." "What do you mean, infected outside?" I said. "I mean there's girl guides outside trying to sell us cookies," said a sarcastic TJ, "What do you think I bl**dy mean!? There's an infected. Outside!" We all grabbed our weapons and leapt into action. "Just the one?" TJ nodded. "How the Hell did it get in?" said Naomi, "This place is meant to be secure." "No time for questions," said Mike, grabbing a various array of knives and sharp blades, "Let's just kill the filthy squealer." Mike then picked up the rocket launcher. "Calm down Mike," I said, "It's ONE infected, we don't need to blow it to smithereens." "I want to blow all of the dirty piggies to smithereens," said Mike.

I quickly scanned the room as I suddenly realised Trudy and Primark were nowhere to be seen. Naomi gave me a serious and panicked look. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" she said. "Trudy and Primark," I said. "They went for a walk," said Mike with a worried look on his face. "What's she going to Primark for when there's nutters running around outside?" said Auntie Meryl. Ignoring Auntie Meryl we all grabbed our weapons, quickly exited the room, hurried through the visitors centre and ran out into the zoo.

As we all stood in the car park outside the entrance to the visitors centre, tightly holding our weapons, remaining alert and appearing focused, we looked at TJ waiting for him to tell us where the infected was. "Well?" I bluntly said to him. "Well what?" asked a clueless TJ. "Where's the infected you d*ckhead?" I snapped. All of a sudden a loud growl and a terrifying scream was heard in the distance. "That way!" Mike shouted, pointing ahead.

We all ran through the car park, past the maintainance hut and out into the zoo where we saw Trudy outside the adventure playground She was desperately trying to push a large infected woman off her, who had Trudy pinned to the ground and was viciously rolling around on top of her.  Primark was in his pushchair a few yards away, crying. "Oh my God," said Mia. "Get this fat b*tch off me!" Trudy loudly and angrily said. Mia, Parrissa and I ran over to Primark, checked he was OK (he was) and moved him away from the scene. The others ran over to the infected. Mike grabbed the overweight woman by the collar on her yellow flowery and frilly dress and in a vigorous attempt to get her off Trudy, he actually pulled off her dress. The large infected woman was now rolling around on top of Trudy, wearing only a large pair of granny knickers. "Get her off me!" screamed Trudy, "Her saggy t*ts are whacking me in the face!" Mike grabbed the waist band of the infected's knickers and in another desperate attempt to remove her off Trudy, he yanked at the large garment of underwear, completely ripping the knickers off the infected. Trudy was now being mauled by a large, naked, overweight and hideously unattractive infected woman. "Ugh," said TJ, "Seen state of that?" "For f*cks sake!" yelled Trudy, "Get her off me!" Mike raised his foot and gave the infected woman a firm kick in the side of her torso. The infected woman was thrown off Trudy and as she hit the ground with a thud she rolled into me, knocking into my legs, and causing me to fall to the floor. I banged the back of my head, hard on the ground and just as I was about to get back on my feet I heard a loud squelching sound. I looked up and saw the blade of Mike's chopper sticking out of the top of the infected woman's head. As she started to fall to the floor, Mike retrieved the chopper from the woman and I then noticed the worrying look on his face as he and I both suddenly realised the dead, fat, infected woman was going to fall right on top of me. I gasped, but before I had time to move - THUD! The naked infected woman fell right on top of me. The problem was that  the way the infected fell on me her head ended up face down in my crotch, meaning HER naked crotch ended up landing right on my face. It was disgusting. I was now trapped under an enormous naked dead woman whose wrinkly, saggy f*nny was smothering my face. Her pubes were sticking right up my nose. They were like the bristles from a wire brush. I'm surprised I didn't vomit. The smell was horrible. It was like someone was trying to suffocate me with a handful of out of date herring. I loudly screamed. "UUUUUUGH!!!" I screamed, "GET HER OFF ME!!" "Ha, look at Nanna," giggled TJ, "I bet that's the closest he's been to a f*nny is ages." "That doesn't look very nice," said Parrissa, "Can you imagine how horrible it must be under there having a great big sweaty foo-foo being rubbed in your face?" "I bet it smells," said Mia. "Will you f*cking help me and get this b*tch off of me instead of standing there commenting!?" I loudly exclaimed. Together TJ, Mike, Parrissa and Mia managed to drag the infected woman off of me. They helped me to my feet and cringed and squirmed as I pulled a few grey pubes out of my teeth and shuddered with disgust. The atmosphere suddenly intensified as our attention suddenly turned to Trudy who was sat on the floor propped up against a lamppost with Tara and Naomi stood in front of her with shocked and sorrowful expressions on her face. The hairs all over my body stood on end as my eyes stared to fill with tears. Feeling incredibly anxious the others and I slowly walked over to join Naomi and Tara who were standing over Trudy. I looked down at Trudy and gasped in despair as I took in the severity of what had happened. She'd been bitten. Just above her right wrist was a bite mark that was oozing blood which was trickling down her arm. "Oh God," I gasped. "Trudy, no!" Sobbed Mia as she ran towards her. Mike quickly grabbed Mia's arm and yanked her back. "Get off me!" yelled Mia. "You need to stay away from her. She's infected. She'll turn any minute. Do you want to be next?" "Mia, Mike's right," I said, "There's only one thing we can do." "I'll do it," said Naomi, grabbing a firm hold of her fire axe. "No, wait!" Tara loudly said, "Trudy tell them." "Christ it stings," said Trudy. "Trudy, shut up and just tell them," exclaimed Tara. "Tell us what?" asked TJ. "Tara, we haven't got time for this, we need to kill her," said a firm Naomi. "No," exclaimed Tara, "We don't need to do this." "Tara's right," said Mia, "Can't we quarantine her or something? For God's sake her son is RIGHT THERE!" TJ picked up Primark and cradled him. "Mia, none of us WANT to do this but she's going to turn," I gently said. "All of you just shut up!" Tara loudly said, "Trudy tell them, for f*cks sake!" Trudy was more bothered about the pain in her arm than the noise Tara was making. "I've had enough of this," said Naomi. She grabbed hold of her large fire axe, took a step forward, raised the melee in the air and just as she was about to lop Trudy's head off, Tara stood in front of her and blocked her path. "No!" Tara loudly and assertively said, "Stop!" "Tara, what the Hell are you doing?" I said, "She's going to turn." "No, she's not," said a confident Tara. "What are you talking about?" asked a confused Mike. "Tara, if I have to go through you to get to her then I will," said an intimidating Naomi. "You're not going through me and you're not going through her," Tara firmly said. "Tara, what do you mean she's not going to turn?" I asked, feeling confused and intrigued. Tara approached Trudy and rolled the sleeve on her left arm all the way up to her shoulder to reveal an old bite mark right at the top of the arm. "She's not going to turn," said a confident Tara, "She can't get infected." OH MY GOD! I thought to myself. I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING! Silence fell as we all soaked in what we had just seen and heard. I stood there with my mouth and eyes wide open and with my entire body consumed with goose bumps. "Sorry," I said, sounding confused, "No. Hang on. Wait a minute. What do you mean?" "She's been bit before," said Tara, pointing at Trudy's upper left arm, "Look. That's an old bite mark. She won't turn. She can't get infected." "Sh*t. The. F*cking. Bed," said a blunt and shocked TJ, "This is off the f*cking scale." "No, wait a minute," said Naomi, "This doesn't make sense." "Oh my God," I said, suddenly realising, "It makes PERFECT sense." I looked at Tara with shock and realisation plastered across my face. "You've known ALL this time," I said to her, "That's what you were talking about when you were having your secret little chats. I KNEW something was going on. Why didn't you tell us?" "Trudy didn't want anyone to know and it wasn't my place to tell you," said Tara, "And what with Mia's Dad – the creator of this virus showing up every now and then I thought it was best that we kept quiet." Are you saying that Trudy can get bitten without getting infected? Without turning" asked TJ. "Yes," said Tara. "She could still turn," said Naomi, "Maybe it just takes her a long time." "Well it's a VERY long time," said Tara, pointing at Trudy's bite, "Look at that. It's over a year." "Over a year?" I exclaimed, looking at Trudy, "When did you first get bitten?" "It was June last year," said Trudy, "When we were back in Dumpville. It was when all the infected got it. Just before I gave birth." [DAY 287] "You were bitten just before you gave birth and you never said anything!?" exclaimed TJ, "You could have passed the virus on to my kids." "That's the point," said a blunt Tara, "Even though she has the virus it doesn't make a difference. Primark and Aldi have never shown signs of being infected which means she never passed the virus on to her kids." "How many times have you been bitten?" I exclaimed. "Including Dumpville and this time – I've been bitten three times," said Trudy, "All in places you can't see. I did my best to cover them up. I didn't want anyone asking questions. Especially if those ACROBAT pr*cks got hold of us. When I realised I hadn't turned into one of those things I started to realise that I might be immune. After I was bitten the third time and nothing happened I kinda figured out that the virus doesn't affect me." "This is f*cking huge," said Mike. "A bit like my c*ck and Nanna's bald spot," giggled TJ. "Doesn't this mean that there could be something in Trudy's blood that could cure this virus?" said Mia. "Well I suppose that does make sense," said Naomi. "You're kidding?" I exclaimed, "Trudy's blood could save the world?" "Exactly," said Tara, "That's why we didn't say anything. The fewer people that know, the better. Can you imagine what ACROBAT would do to her if they found out about this?" "When you've all finished gas-bagging I could do with a hand," said a blunt Trudy, "I'm bleeding to death over here d*ckheads." As Naomi and Tara picked Trudy up and walked her to the staffing area I looked at TJ with a shocked expression. "Can you believe it?" I said. "I know," said TJ, giving a sigh of relief, "Dodged a bullet there. I thought I was going to have to look after Wolverine here all on my own." "Wolverine?" said Parrissa, "Hugh Jackman from X-Men?" "Oh shut up," I said to Parrissa, "TJ there are no words to describe what a tw*t you can be."