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Day 641
Tuesday 29th May 2018
Food consumed: 2 x tins of baked beans – they must be some sort of special offer on. They've got loads of them. I'm farting like a trooper. Not great in this tiny room
Liquid consumed: 1 x bottle of water
Jobs completed: No jobs today. Lucky me
Other: Skidmark and Chatterbox told me that I was scum and that I'm never getting out of here. Thanks for the reminder guys. I'm still grateful they haven't decided to start p*ssing on me again
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