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Day 609
Friday 27th April 2018
Food consumed: 1 x tin of mackerel (vile) and 1 x tin of fruit cocktail
Liquid consumed: 1 x bottle of water
Jobs completed: Cleaning clothes
Other: Due to the amount of baked beans and hard boiled eggs I've been eating I've been farting like a trooper all day. My arse has been making sounds like a slow rip roaring chainsaw. My room stinks of a combination of smelly sewers and rotten eggs. Skidmark certainly had fun taking the p*ss out of me when he collected the clothes.
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