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Day 619
Monday 7th May 2018
Food consumed: 1 x tin of chilli con carne (horrible) and 1 x tin of processed peas
Liquid consumed: 1 x bottle of water
Jobs completed: Cleaning crockery and cutlery
Other: Skidmark and Chatterbox came into my room again today. They collected the clean crockery and cutlery and then returned with a permanent marker and wrote the word 'LOSER' on my forehead. I just sat there and took it as they laughed.
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