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Day 643
Thursday 31st May 2018
Food consumed: 1 x tin of cold salmon and 1 x tin of tuna. A nice fish feast
Liquid consumed: 1 x bottle of water
Jobs completed: Gutting a few fish, More fish related cr*p. I smell like I've working on a fisherman's trawler
Other: Skidmark and Chatterbox told me that I was nothing and that they are going to play their p*ss game again on me soon. At least they haven't p*ssed on me. I have been here 70 days today
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