Tree Bros, Boyf Riends and Kleisen One Shots

Kleinsen- Space

Me? Adding in my OC to a fan fic? It's more likely than you'd think

If anyone wants to see her, I drew pictures of her on my Instagram!

"I can't believe I'm sitting in space jail with you."

Evans eyes practically jumped out of his skull. "Me? You're the one who got us into this mess!"

"Okay, but I'm not the one who's didn't even tell his boyfriend that he's an alien... what, queen? Hive master?"

"...I'm a king, Jared."

"Right. I'm not the one who's a fucking space god." Evan rolled his eyes as Jared continued. "So how the fuck are we supposed to get out, your majesty?"

"Are you seriously gonna sass me about this? Now?"

"What better time? You apparently had time to not tell me you were a space king, so I have time to sass you."

"King Evan?" Evan and Jared looked up at the young girl (or Jared at least assumed to be a girl, but he didn't know if aliens had genders or whatever) in a blue and black uniform. She stood with another young boy who appeared human wearing an identical outfit, only his was yellow.

"Yes! Hi, that's me." Evan said meekly. "Uh, um, who are you two?"

"We're with the starship enterprise sir. I'm Rosietta Láska, and my partner here is Pavel Chekov. We are going to get you out." Her short, purple hair bounced with her words as she moved around quickly, typing in codes before the bars slid right open. Evan and Jared tried to leave, but Pavel pushed Jared back.

"I'm sorry sir, but I'm just here for the king." Pavel said in a thick Russian accent.

Evan stood up tall. "I'm not leaving without him. He's my..." He paused. "Husband." He added unsure of himself.

"Oh, yes sir. Sorry sir." Pavel stepped back, allowing the boys to pass.

Jared grabbed Evans hand and whispered harshly into Evans ear. "Husband?"

"I'm sorry, but on my planet it's... ugh. You're supposed to have been my husband already. Earth romance is... slower."

"Your majesty? We need to leave sir. Our ship is this way." Rosietta rushed out, glancing over her shoulder as heavy footsteps approached. She grabbed Pavels hand and the 'royal' couple didn't fail to notice the blush on his cheeks. "Hurry!"

The group rushed out just as the jail doors fell to the floor, the heavy metal racking the hallway. "Get them!"

The group ran until they reached the end of the hallway. "Go through those doors. Pavel! Push the door closed after them!"

"I can do zat!" He yelled loudly, pushing the heavy doors closed so it would take the prison guards longer to reach them. "Rosie?"

"Come on!"

Eventually, the group made it to a transporter. Panting, Rosietta said, "Beam me up, Scotty."

Jared could feel his individual particals shift, and eventually he noticed that he was on a whole new ship

"Come on, King Evan and King Jared. Our captain wants to see you." Pavel said in his thick accent. Evan pulled Jared after him, and Jared rushed to catch up.

"Is this.. normal?" Jared asked, panting. "Like, being chased and put in prison and almost dying?"

"Well, since no ones actually died... I'd say it went pretty well." Evan replied cheekily.

"Died? What's that supposed to mean? Evan? Evan god damn it answer me."