Tree Bros, Boyf Riends and Kleisen One Shots

Kleinsen- Bad Boy AU pt4

Warning: Homophobia, calling Alana out, jokes about sexual content, underage drinking

"Thank you." Evan mumbled softly under the pile of blankets he had wrapped around him. "I'm sorry."

"Don't be sorry. But you do look adorable, so thank you." Evan let out a small laugh, muffled by the blankets.

After a moment, he broke the silence again. "You'll stay with me, right?"

"What do you mean?" Jared asked.

"I mean, I mean you aren't gonna, you aren't gonna go to that party tonight and like, and like hurt Alana, right?"

Jared, not knowing that Alana would be at a party tonight, nodded. "Yeah, of course babe."

"And, and stop calling me babe unless we start dating. Got, got it?" Evan asked, trying to look stern from his blanket fort.

Jared smirked. "Okay. How about we start dating, babe?"

"Oh. Oh. Um, I mean, yeah, sure, it's fine, is whatever. Yeah, totally." Evan smiled warmly, but then realized. "Oh. We'd be, we'd be keeping this a, a secret right?"

"Why would we do that?" Jared asked, pretending like he wasn't hurt.

"Well, I'll uh, I'll ruin your reputation. And, and if people at our school found out you liked guys... it'll, it'll all be downhill from here." Evan said, nervously picking at the blanket.

Jared's heart instantly melted. He pulled Evan closer to his chest, rocking him back and forth. "I don't care what this assholes think. If I want to be with a guy then they can just suck it. Well, you can suck it, but maybe later."

Evan pushed Jared away using the blanket. "Okay, romantic mood ruined."

"Awe babe, we were just getting started!" Jared protested, trying to reach Evans face but failing because of the blankets.

"You have, you have been cock blocked. By blankets."

"Well fuck." Evan laughed, carefully picking up the remote and throwing it to Jared.

"Here, you can, you can pick whatever."

"Anything?" Jared asked, a playful smile on his lips.

"No porn. It has to, if has to be on Netflix." Evan said, instantly regretting his decision to hand Jared the remote when he saw what Jared pulled up.

Jared turned to face Evan, a wide grin on his face. "Hope you like emojis babe!"

Evan passed out on the couch midway through the movie, and as reluctant as Jared was to leaving The Emoji Movie, he had to go find Alana.

He scrolled through his Instagram before he finally found Alana's account. Low and behold, he found the picture he was looking for. He got in his car, speeding off to the party.

When he arrived at the party, people were too drunk to care about him to stop him. He navigated the tight hallways, and the hot air until he eventually found Alana in the middle of the living room with her 'minions'.

"Awe look girls. The queerly beloved is finally here!" Alana's words slurred, and the bottle she held in her hands was on the verge of tipping over. "I was wondering when you'd show. Come to talk about your baby boy? What, does he call you daddy like I used to?" Alana asked loudly, getting people's attention. "Did you tell him how good we were together?"

Jared gritted his teeth, before instantly calling his body and smirking. "Nah. I don't tell Evan lies. Unlike you and this how fucking school." Jared turned to the crowd. "Everyone's all concerned about me and Evan. But has literally no one noticed how close our queen bee is to Zoe Murphy?"

The crowd instantly began to chatter, and Alana's face turned bright red. "What are you doing?" She hissed, almost instantly acting sober.

"That's right folks. Alana and I have never gotten together, no matter how much she'll say we did. She's covering the fact that she's head over heels for another girl. It's not bad to like someone your own gender, but it is bad to shame someone for it and hide your own relationship from the public." He turned back to Alana, giving her an obviously forced smile. "Thank you for this wonderful party, Alana. See you in chem!"

And with that, Jared walked out of the house and to his car, driving away from the scene.

"Jared?" Evans vice echoed the house as soon as Jared closed the front door.

"Hey baby. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I had to do something." Evan turned on the kitchens light, running his hands over Jared's face.

"Did they hurt you?" He asked, his voice barely above a whisper.

"No. Also, I solved your problem." Evan gave him a weird look, so Jared explained. "I basically roasted Alana in front of everyone. I'm sure someone recorded it, and is putting it on Instagram right now."

As if to prove his point, his phone buzzed. He gave Evan a crooked smile. "So... I'll be viral. Not you. You'll be safe now. People get distracted easily."

Evan gave a weak laugh back, melting into Jared's chest. "I was so worried." He mumbled.

"I'm sorry." Jared whispered.

Evan looked up at Jared, giving him a soft smile. "You have nothing to be sorry for, baby."