Tree Bros, Boyf Riends and Kleisen One Shots

Boyf Riends- Tree House Bros

"Are you sure this is a good idea?"

"No." Michael said, holding up the planks of wood. "I don't even know how to hammer a nail. But it's probably fine."

"That's really confident boosting. Thanks."

"Hey, that's what I'm here for." Michael smirked, giving Jeremy a kiss on the lips as he passed by him. "So, uh, I was thinking we hammer these guys in those holes, and then we just kinda... uh. Yeah."

"What the hell are you saying?" Jeremy laughed, getting out his phone as he set his bag of nails on the ground. "Hold on, I'm gonna google how to build a tree house."

"That's smart. But not retro enough."

"Oh shut it smart ass." Jeremy sassed, scrolling through the results. "Oh. Shit. Uh, this might be more difficult than you think."

"Nah, probably not. Let me see." Michael took the phone, taking one glance before handing it back. "Who talked me into building a tree house?"

"You did. You talked yourself into building a tree house."

"Well fuck. Guess I have to build this tree house now. It's set in stone, can't go back."

"I mean, you can-"

"Set in stone, Heere. Set in stone." Michael said, emphasizing each word. "Now, hand me that green screwdriver."

"... the Wrench?"

"Fucking hell, Jeremy. Hand me the tool, I don't need it's scientific name."

———

Seven hours, three existential crises, and ten near death experiences later, the boys were finally done.

"Holy shit. Holy shit." Jeremy mumbled, clutching his hand. "We did it. We fucking did it. I'm gonna go vomit."

"Have fun." Michael said, dropping to the grass. "I think I'm gonna, I'm gonna go die."

"You can't die before we sleep in the house."

Michael made a finger gun motion to Jeremy, staggering up towards his house and coming out later with blankets and pillows. "Okay. Okay. We can do this. It's just a ladder. It's just a ladder."

Jeremy groaned, but forced himself to go up after Michael. When he reached the top, he paused. "Holy shit. We did this."

Michael smiled tiredly. "Fuck yeah we did. Now come here, Heere. I'm tired and I just want to cuddle you for fucks sake."

Jeremy chuckled, making sure that Michael was comfortable before instantly collapsing in his arms. Soft snores instantly came from his lips and Michael chuckled, pulling him closer as they laid together in the cool air.

Michael glanced up at the starry sky. His eyes stated to droop, and he started to close them before instantly opening them again.

"Fuck, we forgot to build a roof."