COTE: 50%-kun x COTE Waifus (One Shots?)

The Important Discussion (Men Side)

3rd Person POV

"Now that everyone is here, we shall start!" 

"Wait, no, Kanji, that's not how you start this." 

"E-Eh? What do you mean, Haruki?" 

"This is how you start, ahem: Now, all of you gents must be wondering why we called you here, correct?" The guy named Yamauchi Haruki said in an overly exaggerated voice and all men who were present nodded.

"Well, first, let's start from the very begin--."

"Just get to the point already!" The one who shouted those words was Ishzaki Daichi.

"Yeah!" Most of them agreed.

"Jeez, fine fine." Yamauchi said.

"We're here to try and come up with an answer to the most asked and most important question in the universe!" Ike exclaimed.

"Which is?" The one who asked was Hashimoto Masayoshi, who surprisingly, didn't have his signature ponytail.

"The question is! Which is more superior? Ass? Oppai? Midriffs? Feet? Armpits? Nape? Or Thighs? Not only that, but we also want to know what fetishes the well-known guys in our year have. " Yamauchi said.

"I knew it would be something stoopid, I'm leaving." Katsuragi was the one who said that while he started standing up.

"Kuku, why don't you stay, Katsuragi? This'll be interesting or are you trying to escape to hide your fetish?" Ryuuen said.

"Yeah, why don't you stay, Katsuragi? Or are you trying to hide the fact that you're secretly and M?" Hashimoto said and Katsuragi sat back down.

"Also, none of you are allowed to leave, and you also can't lie, every time you lie, one of your secrets will be revealed, it's your choice to believe us." Yamauchi was the one who said that.

'I wonder if that's true.' Ayanokouji thought.

"Do you have proof of what you're saying is true?" The one who asked was Kanzaki.

"Here, we'll send you an e-mail containing one of your darkest secrets." Yamauchi said.

"Professor, that's your cue." Ike told Sotomura.

"Right!" Sotomura furiously typed on the keyboard of his laptop.

"Done!" Sotomura said and made an exaggerated pose.

"What the-," Kanzaki said as he became pale and instantly hid his phone.

"What's wrong, Kanzaki?" Katsuragi asked.

"Nothing, but I'll tell you one thing... It's better if we stay and comply." Kanzaki said.

"Kukuku, interesting, so they aren't lying huh." Ryuuen said.

"Now, let's start! We will have a debate on which is superior among those that we have mention." Ike said.

"Ah, wait, before that, why am I here? I'm not even famous." The one who said that was the enigmatic MC, Ayanokouji Kiyotaka.

"Isn't that obvious? Because you're the alpha!" Sudo said.

"Kuku, the red-haired dog is right." Ryuuen said.

"Wha?!" Sudo said.

"Yeah, also..... WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN NOT FAMOUS?! YOU HAVE LIKE, uuhhh, hey, what's 10 x 2?" He Ike asks Sotomura.

"20." Sotomura answered in a low voice.

"20 girls!" Ike said.

"Really? I didn't know about that." The who said that was Ayanokouji himself.