COTE: 50%-kun x COTE Waifus (One Shots?)

Chunchunmaru's Last Dance.

*I just realized that Mr.Brightside is actually about NTR. Damn, that makes it so much better.
-Also, Numa-numa>Any song that came out the past 5 years.
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"Alright, so we back!" The (not so) new and improved Chunchunmaru said loudly as he walked onto the stage.

"Chunchunmaru?!" Everyone reacted.

"Yes, it's me! Chunchunmaru!" He said.

"We thought you abandoned us!" A student said.

"I did, I mean, who wouldn't want to spend time with Ayanomama? Anyway, I forgot one scene from the canon story. It's actually one of the most meme-able scenes." Chunchunmaru said.

"From the real story? Meme-able? Sounds interesting." Shibata said.

"It is... Or well, was... before it became overused and stuff." Chunchunmaru said.

"Why are you doing it then? I thought you wanted content?" Kanzaki asked.

"Well, first, like Ayanokouji, Manabu, and Kouenji, I'm just built different, so just me being here is already content. Then next is, I- Or rather, the author writes a bit differently. Let's just say he writes while... Actually, it's better if we don't talk about it." CHunchunmaru said.

"That just made us more curious about what he does while writing..." Matsushita said.

"I second that..."

"Well, not surprising at all. Heck, I can tell you that even the readers are curious." Chunchunmaru said.

'Ugh, this is barely starting and I'm already cringing.' Both Chunchunmaru and the author thought.

"Well, anyway, before we start, any questions? So, you know, we won't have too many interruptions while watching?" Chunchunmaru asked.

"Uh, is Ayanokouji-kun not going to join us? I think it would make the reacting more interesting with him, especially if it's canon since ya' know, he's the protagonist and all that?" Asahina-senpai asked.

'Hmm... should I? Or should I not? Well, if I do, chances are he's going to be preyed on by the thirsty MILFs in the area. Heck, not even MILFs, just girls basically. If I don't... Well, nothing really changes and makes my and the author's job easier since he won't have to write a scene where Ayanokouji gets preyed on by hungry-, sorry, I meant horny women... Then again, this is and will probably be my last appearance on this book considering After this, there'll only be 5 chapters left to do for the author before he officially marks it complete... Argh, this is frustrating..... Hey, author my friend. Since you're writing this, why don't you decide?' Chunchunmaru internally thought.

"Hey, Chunchunmaru-kun, are you ok? You're spacing out."  Haruka asked.

"Obviously, I'm not ok, I'm a sadboi. Like any other edgy teen that either doesn't have a girlfriend or a decent PC. For me, it's obviously the latter because that's mostly one-time pay, whereas the other one is not only expensive, considering you pay on every date no matter how much, it's also troublesome. Ehem like a certain someone who will not be named." Chunchunmaru said.

"Anywaaaaay, I would like for Ayanokouji to join us, but unfortunately, since I am no god nor any mythical creature, I have no control over him :)," Chunchunmaru said.

"So... You're saying whoever gets him out of that room would be considered great or soemthin'?" Ryuuen asked.

"No..... Ok, actually, if it gives you motivation to try getting him out here, then sure, I guess." Chunchunmaru said.