COTE: 50%-kun x COTE Waifus (One Shots?)

I am very sorry. I don't think I can go on anymore.

*Well, at least, that's what I want to say, but I still haven't achieved my goal yet.
-So, just ignore the title, that's just bullshittery. I think that's a word.
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"Amikura... Spread your legs." Kiyotaka said.

"O-Ok..." Mako said before complying.

"Hmm..... Well, there doesn't seem to be any bruises or injuries on your inner thighs, at least, that's only externally, so I'd still recommend getting it checked by an actual doctor." Kiyotaka said as he stood up.

"Oh, I see. Thank you, Ayanokouji-kun." Mako said as she stood up from her seat.

"It's no problem, just doing what I was assigned to do." Kiyotaka said.

"Ah, speaking of which, if I may ask, why are you in the infirmary, Ayanokouji-kun? If I remember correctly, there's no club connected to it. Is there?" Mako asked.

"Ah no, there isn't. I'm here for an entirely different reason." Kiyotaka said.

"Hm? If it's ok, can I know what that is?" Mako asked.

"Oh, uhh..."

~Earlier~

"...Itai." Kiyotaka said.

"Itai?! That's all?! Just how apathetic can you be?" 

"Well, I mean, it's just a simple dislocation. I can just put it back like this." Kiyotaka said while showing his dislocated thumb.

*POP*

A satisfying sound was made as Kiyotaka popped his thumb back in place effortlessly. Ishizaki looked at Kiyotaka with a bit of amusement, not because he popped his thumb back, but mostly because he did so without any reaction.

"...Damn. You're levels above crazy."

"You're saying it like you can't do it yourself, Ryuuen." Kiyotaka said.

"I admit I can pop a dislocated finger back all by myself, but if I do it, I'd have a reaction." Kakeru said.

"I'm leaving. You two are crazy."

"Oi, Ibuki, are you sure about that?" Kakeru asked.

"Huh?"

"This is your chance to kick this guy without him attacking you back, ya know?" Kakeru said.

".....Why is he exactly doing this?" Mio asked.

"He owes me, and since he doesn't have points, he's paying with his body." Kakeru said.

"Please rephrase that." Kiyotaka said.

"Of course, if we try anything like fracturing any of his bones, he'll fight back." Kakeru said.

"So why don't you at least give him a punch, or a kick before you go?" Kakeru said.

"....." Mio thought about it for a bit in silence.

"Are you sure this guy won't attack back?" Mio asked as she looked at Kiyotaka.

"If he attacks back, Ishizaki will buy your movie tickets for the whole second year." Kakeru said.

"Eh? Why me?" Daichi asked.

"You got any problem with it?" Kakeru asked.

"O-Of course not! It's an honor!" Daichi said.

"Hit me back." Mio whispered to Kiyotaka.

"What?" Kiyotaka asked.

"You heard me, I said, hit me back after I hit you." Mio said in a voice only she and Kiyotaka could hear.