The Cop (Donquixote Rosinante X Reader) AU

Preparation

You stared at the finished call screen with a pout, wanting to continue to speak to the officer, and confused in regards to the sudden end of the conversation, wondering if he had actually hanged up on you or he simply made a mistake. Hopefully it was the latter because, if not, it would be kind of a red flag.

Doesn't matter. We're going on a date!

"Open up!" Shouted a deep groggy voice from your front door.

Zoro?

"(Y/N) I TRIED CALLING YOU AND YOU DIDN'T FUCKING ANSWER SO FUCKING OPEN THE DOOR OR I'LL TEAR IT DOWN!"

He's in a good mood! Seems like he did well yesterday~

Yes. This was him in a good mood.

"Hi Zoro~!" You smirked up at your best friend, cheeks flush as you realized you'd get to tell him all of the spicy details of your night with Rosinante yesterday. "How did it goo~?" You asked, genuinely wanting to hear about him.

"Fucking hell (Y/N)!" He growled, hugging you tightly with his strong-ass arms.

You coughed thinly, already running out of air under this huge man's grip.

"Air." You said weakly.

"Didn't I tell you to at least text me when you got home?!"

"Did you though?" You asked once he finally let your body go. He pushed you gently back inside your apartment, closing the door behind him and sitting the two of you down on the couch.

He took a second to try and remember, mind blank.

"I did." He lied, not really sure if he either asked you to do so or not. Still, knowing himself, he probably had asked you and, knowing you, you had probably either forgotten or not given a shit.

"I'm sorry." You sighed. "I understand your worry, but, come on! You met the guy. He's like an angel." You swooned, eyes aloof and thoughts being pushed away by much fresher ones of Rosinante.

"Men are men. One can never be too sure." He grunted, relaxing his body against the couch and closing his eyes.

Rolling your eyes, you turned so that you could look at him more comfortably.

"How did it go with Tashigi?" You smiled, eyes glinting happily for him.

A new romance being born was always exciting, specially if it was Zoro's. He was a hard heart to both fall for and catch, so whenever he came with a new story, you helped and supported him the way a good female best friend would. Zoro chuckled, resting his hands behind his neck and opening his eyes to stare at you with a mischievous glint.

"How do ya think?" He said cheekily.

"Oh my god! You pig!"

"Hey! She came on to me! What was I supposed to do?!" He asked, genuinely thinking he hadn't fucked up the possibility of a serious relationship.

"Maybe just not fuck her?" You sighed.

It didn't matter anyways, it was his life after all. You were nothing but a counselor in his love life.

"Would you relax?" He asked, going back to his nonchalant pose on the couch. "She stayed the night and suggested to go out tonight. I'll take her out for dinner and we'll get to talk properly." He smiled.