𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎

#2 (Steve Saga)

Rainbow: What's a thot?

Sabre: It's a thoughtful person

*Later at dinner*

Lucas: Here's the salt, Rainbow

Rainbow: Thank you Lucas, you're such a thot!

Lucas: *Spits out water*

Light:

Sabre: *Holding back laughter*

~~~

Sabre: *Gets down on one knee*

Nightmare: Oh my Origin, it's finally happening

Sabre: *Falls over*

Nightmare: The poison is kicking in

~~~

Light: How do I deal with my enemies?

Lucas: Kill them

Light: That's a little extreme. I was hoping for a more passive solution?

Lucas: Kill them only a little?

~~~

Sabre: We need a distraction

Lucas: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Galaxy, whispering: My time has come

~~~

*Someone hurts Rainbow*

Light: Where are you going?

Sabre: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I haven't decided yet

~~~

Nightmare: *Pulls out a knife*

Sabre: Oh no

Nightmare: *Opens a box with it*

Sabre: Oh okay

Nightmare: *Pulls a gun out of the box*

Sabre: Oh no!

Nightmare: *Hands it to Void*

Sabre: OH NO

~~~

Rainbow: You remind me of the ocean

Nightmare: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Rainbow: Because you're salty and scare people

~~~

Sabre, opening the door: Hey Galaxy!

Galaxy: Love is dead and never existed. All he did is betray me as I lay sick and festering. He is the definition of dread

Sabre: Are...are you okay?

Galaxy: No, Void stole my freakin garlic bread

~~~

Time: I made tea

Elemental: I don't want tea

Time: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea

Elemental: Then why did you tell me?

Time: It's a conversation starter

Elemental: It's a horrible conversation starter

Time: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate