Rainbow: I have cat-like reflexes
Green: Prove it
Rainbow: *Sees a cat*
Rainbow: I like that cat
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Prof. Red: I don't see the big deal. Why can't people just ask people out without all the fuss?
Purple: Well you get nervous and butterflies in your stomach, you know?
Prof. Red: DIGEST THEM
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Hypno: Pass the salt
Rainbow: What's the magic word?
Hypno: Or else
Rainbow: That's two words but point taken
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Blue: You love not being nice to people
Prof. Red: I don't love it. I'm just really good at it
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Rainbow: When I think about my worries and I think about my strife, here's what I simply say:
Rainbow: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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Green: What were you thinking?!
Prof. Red: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
Green: You released OSTRICHES
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Blue: Well, this is the end
Rainbow: No it's not, Blue!
Purple, looking up from making caskets: It's not?
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Rainbow: *Gets down on one knee*
Blue: Oh my goodness, it's finally happening
Rainbow: *Ties shoelaces*
Blue: He finally stopped wearing freakin' crocs
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Prof. Red: How do you politely tell somebody you want to hit them with a brick?
Purple: One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly
Prof. Red: That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard
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Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
