#81 (Steve Saga Origins)

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*At a mall*

Blue, about Prof. Red: Excuse me? I lost my friend. Can I please make an announcement?

Worker: Of course

Blue, leaning into the mic: Goodbye you freaking jerk

Why can I perfectly hear Blue saying that-
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Hypno: Oh please! You wouldn't hurt a fly!

Rainbow: You're right. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim

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Prof. Red: See this everyone? This is my 'I don't care' face

Purple: That's your normal face

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Red: Am I going too far?

Green: No, no, no. You went too far 7 hours ago. Now you're going to prison

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Blue: Is something burning?

Rainbow: Only my love for you

Blue:

Blue: The toaster is on fire again, isn't it?

Rainbow: Ye- OH MY GOSH THE TOASTER IS ON FIRE AGAIN!

Blue: *Facepalms*

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Prof. Red: I think it's time to throw logic out the window

Blue: Agreed

Purple: Blue put me down

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Hypno: Oh, complain, complain! You know, when life gives you lemons-

Rainbow: I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!

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Green: I don't think this is a good idea-

Rainbow, shooting off fireworks that could alert Nightmare and Dark: CAN'T HEAR YOU

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Purple, barging into Prof. Red's room: Wanna hear something weird?

Prof. Red: First of all, it's 2 in the morning

Prof. Red: Second of all, continue

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