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#114 (Steve Saga Origins)

Prof. Red: I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words

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Hypno: *Falls*

Hypno: Guess I'll have to add gravity to my list of enemies

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Purple: Going to meetings, writing things down, you like that nerd stuff

Prof. Red: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?

Purple: I just forget stuff like a cool person

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Rainbow, who is cooking dinner: I feel like you don't trust my cooking

Blue, who is also cooking: What makes you say that?

*Headcannon I have about Rainbow: He's not a good cook. That's just my opinion though. You can believe what you want about him*

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Dark: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun

Dark: That's why I keep 10 guns in the palace

Dark: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder

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Hypno, spinning in a chair: This is fun

Rainbow: Its a safety hazard

Hypno: Safety hazards are fun!

Rainbow: Safety hazards are never fun

Hypno: Who says that?

Rainbow: I do

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Skeleton King, grabbing the intercom at a store: Attention all customers, the store will be closing in 5 minutes. If you are present in the store after closing, you will be hunted for sport

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Blue: We should appreciate the small things in life

Blue: *Picks up Rainbow*

Blue: You are appreciated

Rainbow: Put me down

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Prof. Red: Hey guys, how would one go about creating a secret society?

Purple: Not gonna lie, you're off to a really bad start