#170 (Steve Saga)

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Nightmare: Every parent wants to see their child do well, but I'd be lying if I didn't admit that watching my loser sons fail at everything they try has been pretty entertaining

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Origin: Alex, you're so short. What do you even see down there?

Alex: Your IQ

Sabre and Galaxy: *Dying of laughter*

Yeah I was kinda going on a limb there, with very little knowledge on Origin and Alex's interactions-
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Negative: Sometimes I wanna go bungee jumping and hope the rope snaps

Positive: Negative, I think we need to get you some help...

Shadow: Haha, same though

Positive, aggressively hugging them: NO!

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*Past Galaxy family, but with Memory included since he's technically related to them*

Elemental, talking to Memory: Void just banned overly specific nicknames, I guess we can thank-

Elemental and Memory, in unison: -Rat snitch Time the good times ruiner-

Elemental: -For that

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Lucas, staring out the window and dramatically narrating to himself: I wake up every morning and wish I could play basketball with my friends

Lucas: But then I remember that I'm a horse

Rainbow:

Sabre:

Sabre: If you're gonna do that all day, at least make it make sense

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Dark: Shadow's like Tinkerbell

Positive: Yeah, because he's so magical and headstrong!

Dark: No, because if he doesn't get attention he'll die

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Nightmare: *Is set on fire and screams in agony*

Nightmare: Nah, I'm just kidding. Fire does nothing to me

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Light, walking through a public garden: I'm just looking. I can control my emotions

*Later*

Lucas: Why are you holding 10 garden gnomes?

Light, starting to cry: They were cold and all alone!

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Rainbow, accidentally bumping into a mannequin: Oh, I'm so sorry!

Sabre: 'Bow, that's a mannequin

Rainbow: Oh, right

Rainbow: Sorry, I thought you were a person, Mr. Mannequin

Sabre:

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