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*After Sabre introduced Assistant Steve*
Kat (KellyTheKitty4 's Minecraft character): *Pins a picture of Assistant Steve to a wall of 'Rainbow Quest Family Trees' under Professor Red*
Kat: Gosh, this is getting more complicated
Cherry (Me/my Minecraft character): I agree
Cherry: *Makes a note on the string connecting Prof. Red and Assistant Steve saying 'Not technically father-son, more of creator-robot relationship'*
Kat: Also hang on, wasn't Orange Steve made from the Crystal? Doesn't that make him an orphan?? And also, Shadow is the canonical child of Void and Sabre, being made from Sabre's core with Void's personal Darkness. That makes sense right? Also, Time and Elemental are also orphans now too because of Galaxy being destroyed to create them??
Cherry: *Throws clipboard with papers in the air* I GIVE UP!
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Sabre, staring lovingly at M: You know when you see someone and your heart skips a beat?
M, concerned: That's called arrhythmia. You can die from that
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Time: There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity
Elemental: I'll strut down that line
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Rainbow: Hey Light! What does 'TBH' and 'IDK' mean?
Light: To be honest, I don't know
Rainbow: That's what Sabre said too! Don't worry, I'll go ask Time and tell you what they mean later
Light:
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Corruption, pulling out guns: Fight me then!
Soul: Whoa! I said no guns!
Corruption: I thought you said no gum!
Soul: You're chewing gum!
Corruption, blowing a bubble: I'm a wildcard
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Sabre: Okay who's turn is it to give the pep talk?
Time: It's Shadow's turn
Shadow: Don't die
Dark, wiping away a tear: Inspirational
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Funny: I'm literally so mad at you right now. There's nothing you can say that'll make me forgive you
Happy: I-
Funny: Okay I forgive you
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Therapist: Do you have a family history of mental health problems?
Elemental, trying not to cry: Yes. My brother does yoga
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Sabre: Every odd number has an 'e' in it
M: Sabre, it's 3AM
Sabre: ThrEE
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