*At the police station*
Rainbow, acting tough: What are you here for?
Person: I killed eleven people
Rainbow: E-eleven?
Person: What about you?
Rainbow, tearing up: J-jaywalking
~~~
Lucas: *Making s'mores*
Galaxy: I am the s'more making master! No one in the entire world has been able to compete with my complex s'more making skills. I'm telling you, this is about to be the greatest, most chocolatey, graham cracker treat you have ever tasted!
Lucas: Your marshmallow fell into the fire
~~~
Nightmare, in bed, turns over: You awake?
Dark: No
Nightmare: Come on, this is important
Dark: *Turns to him* What is it?
Nightmare: *Kisses Dark* I love you
Dark: Lucky me...now go the frick to sleep
Nightmare: *Fake pouts*
Dark:
Dark: I love you too...
~~~
*Sabre and Rainbow shopping*
Rainbow: I gotta go to the bathroom, be right back
Sabre: Sure!
Rainbow: *Leaves for the bathroom*
Sabre: *Roams around the mall*
*20 minutes later*
Sabre: *Calls Rainbow for the 82,610th time*
Sabre: His freaking phone is dead...
Speaker: Sabre, your, uh...child is at register 3 in the supermarket
Sabre: My child...?
Sabre: *Goes to register 3*
Rainbow, sitting on the bench, looking at Sabre and pouting: You left me
~~~
Lucas: Have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is so cool I mean look at Light he's cute but I would never like him that way
Light: *Accidentally brushes his hand against Lucas'*
Lucas: Oh
Lucas: Oh frick
~~~
Positive: Shadow is even wearing his formal jacket
Negative: It's the only one without any blood on it
~~~
Galaxy: I can't do this
Purple: That's because you're incapable of doing it, because you don't know how, because you have no skills
~~~
Sabre: It's over. We won
*Behind him Nightmare slowly stands back up*
Rainbow:
Lucas:
Rainbow: *Starts to point*
Sabre: No. We won. I'm not turning back and looking at him. We won
~~~
Shadow, trapped in one of Sabre's machines: Oh, I am so relieved you guys found me. Wait, how did you find me?
Positive: You haven't said anything cocky or bragged to us in like, 5 hours, so we knew something was up
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