Sabre: Want to hear a hard riddle?
Rainbow: Sure
Sabre: A rooster laid an egg on a roof, which way did it roll?
Rainbow:
Rainbow: Down?
Sabre: N-
Lucas: Who cares about which way it rolled, it would be scrambled eggs by then
Sabre:
Sabre: N-no...it's...r-roosters don't lay eggs, good lord Lucas
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Nightmare: *Hitting Dark*
Dark: What are you doing?
Nightmare: Hitting on you
Dark: THAT'S NOT HOW ITS DONE
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Positive: So you really believe me, Negative?
Negative: Pos, you're one of the few good people left on the face of this miserable planet. I'd believe you if you said talking cartoon birds did your hair this morning
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Y o u a l r e a d y k n o w -
10 c h a p t e r s t o g o-
Rainbow: Blue, how do I get revenge on those who have wronged me?
Blue: The best revenge is letting go and living well
Rainbow:
Rainbow: Anyone else? How do I get-
Prof. Red: Stab. Eliminate. Destroy
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Lucas: Light come over, I'm home alone
Light: Sorry Lucas I can't, I'm watering my grass
Lucas: But it's raining!!
Light: Don't worry I have an umbrella
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Sabre: We should stop worrying about Galaxy and let him lead his own life
Rainbow:
Sabre:
Rainbow: Do you want to follow him or should I?
Sabre: Lets both do it
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Shadow: I got a few knives up my sleeve
Dark: I think you mean cards
Negative: He did not
Shadow, pulling out knives: I did not
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Purple: Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Galaxy: Bold of you to assume I was held
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Lucas: I was a responsible person
Rainbow, raising his hand: I'm sorry, but didn't you and Sabre get a lifelong ban from a grocery store because he pushed you around really fast in a shopping cart?
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Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
